WELCOME to WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 14, 2022
Aquatic Animal Punagraphy….
Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by
removing their vocal cords. They can’t croak.
The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.
On the surface of things, whales are always blowing it.
The marine biology seminars weren’t created for entertainment,
but for educational porpoises.
The fish are getting annoying with their octopus neighbor.
He tentacles late at night.
The tuna married the swordfish because he was such a catch.
Marine mammals are simply otter this world.
Crustaceans only think of themselves. They’re so shellfish.
This reef is the strongest part of the ocean because it has so many mussels.
I can’t tell if this fish is lying; she’s being so koi.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Keep smiling, because life is a beautiful thing and there’s
so much to smile about.” — Marilyn Monroe
“Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth,
faithfulness the best relationship.” — Buddha
“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself any direction you choose.” — Dr. Seuss
“Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience:
this is the ideal life.” — Mark Twain
“Life would be tragic if it weren’t
funny.” — Stephen Hawking
“Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink
the wild air.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
“What setting do I use on the washing machine?”
“It depends,” I replied. “What does it say on your shirt?”
“University of Oklahoma,” he yelled back. 😳
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“You know, I’ve always wondered about you guys…you know, about how you’re trained to take a bullet for the President?”
“What about it?”
“Is that really true? I mean would you really let yourself be killed to save his life?”
“So now that means that you’d get killed for me too.”
When the President of the United States suffers a stroke, his dishonest Chief of Staff brings in a look-a-like to fool the public. He believes that Dave will be easy to manipulate, and plans to use him to further his own ends. What he doesn’t count on is Dave’s natural honesty, and his desire to use his new authority to actually accomplish some good. This exchange occurs between Dave and one of the Secret Service men, shortly after Dave assumes the role. Kevin Klein, Sigourney Weaver, Ving Rhames and Ben Kingsley star under Ivan Reitman’s direction
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“This guy was killed in an auto accident, I looked it up. He was driving in the Yukon, in a pink convertible, to visit his brother who’s an ex-con named Frances, when a tractor-trailer comes along and decapitates him. You know what that means? It means he doesn’t have a head. How am I supposed to write for a guy who doesn’t have a head? He’s got no lips…no vocal cords!”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
In this teaser you place a small word in “de…ed” to produce a new word.
The letters are inserted in order, as a whole.
Each cryptic clue has two parts:
- first, a clue for the small word
- finally, a clue for the new word
The hint gives the number of letters in the small word.
CLUE: A knight, indeed, is longed for.
ANSWER: deSIRed – “Sir” in “de…ed” – means “longed for”
- Face the ball, indeed! He just had a war of words.
- Not able to, indeed! It was poured out without disturbing the sediment.
- Short, indeed; but thoroughly cross-examined.
Answer: 1. deBATed
Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
Find five words that contain the letters “LOVE” – in order, with no extra letters between. A clue is given for each word.
[But these words have little if anything to do with romance.]
The hint gives the number of letters for each word.
- Useful spice (whole or ground)
- It is known as the “crocodile bird” in Egypt
- Scruffy, bedraggled and slobbish!
- Wearing fingered hand coverings
- Type of sweater
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