WELCOME to FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 16, 2022
Here’s The Story…
Two guys were playing golf, one of them was about to swing the golf club when he
noticed a funeral procession going by on the street. The man stopped in mid-swing
and closed his eyes and said a short prayer. The other man truly inspired, remarked,
clearing his throat, “wow that was one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen.”
“Well”, the other man said “I was married to her for 35 years.” 😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“The difficult thing with quotes on the internet is
verifying them” – Abraham Lincoln
Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they
grow up because they’re looking for ideas. ~Paula Poundstone
We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them
to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
After I waited patiently while my husband played a round of golf on our 18th wedding
anniversary he and I went out to dinner at a lovely restaurant. We discussed many happy
memories we’ve shared during the years. Then I said “Want to go for another 18?” “no”
he replied “I think it’s too dark now.” 😳
Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“This is only two hunderd. We was promised five.”
“For killing him, five. For wounding him, two.”
“You wanted me to shoot him, so I shot him.”
“You woke him up. What good is that?”
Answer: I Love You to Death!
Joey and Rosalee have been happily married for years…or so she thought, until she found out just how many times he had cheated on her. Her religion wouldn’t let her even consider divorce so she, her mother and her best friend begin to come up with ways of killing him. He proves to be difficult to kill though, surviving poison, a beating and even being shot in the head. This exchange occurs after the incompetent contract killers that they hired failed to complete the job. Kevin Klein, Tracy Ullman, River Phoenix, William Hurt and Keanu Reeves starred under Lawrence Kasdan’s direction.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I don’t know what they taught you in France, but rude and interesting are not the same thing.”
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
Each pair of definitions is for two words, where the second word is the first word with a letter deleted (example: brand & band). The length of the first word in each pair is provided, along with the position of the deleted letter to obtain the second word.
1) something absurd or ridiculous (5 letters) & (delete 4th letter) money paid for transportation
2) a type of fruit (6 letters) & (delete 1st letter) a place for shooting practice
3) a dead body (6 letters) & (delete 3rd letter) a thicket of small trees or shrubs
4) to chew loudly (5 letters) & (delete 3rd letter) a great amount or quantity
Answer: 1) farce & fare
2) orange & range
3) corpse & copse
4) munch & much
Friday’s Quizzler is…….
In each sentence a word is concealed, such as the word no in sentence five. If you can
find the buried words and read them in order from 1 to 6, they will form a well-known proverb.
1.The word buried here has only one letter.
2.Did you find a jelly roll in Gaskin’s Bakery?
3.It’s the best one I’ve ever seen.
4.The rug at her stairway was made in India.
5.He’s an old friend.
6.Amos sold his bicycle to a friend.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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