WELCOME to TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 20, 2022
Here’s The Story…
You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as “Area 51?” Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their “secret” base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room. The pilot’s story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation. By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn’t a spy. They gassed up his airplane,
gave him a terrifying “you-did-not-see-a-base” briefing, told him Vegas was that-a-way and sent him on his way. The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP’s surrounded the plane…only this time there were two people in the plane. The same pilot jumped out and said, “Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A 94-year-old man from Indiana just became the oldest person to get a six degree
black belt in taekwondo. While nobody has the heart to tell him the wooden board
he chopped through was just a graham cracker.” -Jimmy Fallon
“It was reported this week that scientists from the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence
or SETI have detected a signal from a distant star, and they think it could be proof of alien life.
Scientists say this could be the sign of a highly advanced alien civilization. While the
aliens say, ‘We attack at dawn.'” -James Corden
“A man in New York yesterday bought a $10 million winning lottery ticket while at a
convenience store to buy treats for his dog. Which came as a major disappointment
to his dog. ‘You didn’t get the treats?'” -Seth Meyers
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The local high school has a policy that the parents must call the school if a student
is to be absent for the day. Alice deciding to skip school and go to the mall with her
friends. So she waited until her parents had left for work and called the school herself.
“Hi, I’m calling to report that Alice is unable to make it to school today because she is ill.”
Secretary at high school answered, “I’m sorry to hear that. I’ll note her absence.
Who is this calling please?” “This is my mother.” 😳
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
Laura picked up the phone, dialed the police and said, “Come quickly. I’ve just shot an intruder”.
Answer: Sleeping with the Enemy!
Julia Roberts delivers this line at the end of movie, right before she shot and killed her overbearing husband, Martin. The look in his eyes was priceless; he knew that she was going to do it too. What a woman!
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I’m gonna treat you so good, you’re never gonna let me go.”
Monday’s Quizzler is….
What is this rebus?
Answer: Put your money where your mouth is.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
Remove a letter from each of the words below and rearrange the remaining letters to form new words. The 10 words will all fall into a certain category. For example, given the words DEAR, ANGRY, and RENEGE, you could drop the “A” in DEAR to get RED, drop the “N” in ANGRY to get GRAY, and drop an “E” in RENEGE to get GREEN. These would all fall into the category of “Colors”.
If you’re stuck, the hint will name the category. The tough part is getting all 10 words.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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