Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


Here’s The Story…
One night at about 3am my wife was getting up from the toilet to return to bed when she
heard a little noise. It was a suspiciously rodent like sound that seemed to be right in the bathroom with her. She, of course, froze and listened attentively for any further sign of invaders. After a moment, satisfied that she was alone, she took a step for the door. Rodent scratchy sounds again! She froze, not breathing. Silence. Her heart beat fast as she once again tried to retreat from the bathroom. This time the noise was accompanied by something touching the back of her leg! That was too much to bear. She literally flew the 8 feet to the bed, clearing the foot board by a couple feet, to land screaming by my side. The culprit was right there in plain sight, a trail of toilet paper neatly marked the path from bed to the bathroom. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Recently passengers on a United Airlines flight from Scotland to New Jersey got a bit of
a shock when the pilot came out of the cockpit, changed out of his uniform, and fell asleep
in a first-class seat. The only way this could have been more concerning for the passengers
is if the pilot also had an emotional support dog.” -James Corden

“A man in Florida has been arrested for stealing over $5 million from his job at a local credit
union to produce movies. He apparently got caught after the release of his new documentary,
‘How I Stole $5 Million From My Local Credit Union.'” -Seth Meyers

“A math blogger says he’s figured out ‘the world’s favorite number.’ It turns out that it’s 7.
The least popular number? The fake phone number you get when you tell a girl you’re a
math blogger.” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I was complaining the other day to a friend about the knot in my tie. “These four-in-hands
with their tiny knots are so un-stylish,” I complained. He asked, “Do you know how to do a Windsor knot?” I replied, “It doesn’t matter if you Windsor knot, it’s how you play the game! 😳

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I’m gonna treat you so good, you’re never gonna let me go.”

Answer: Pretty Woman!
Julia Roberts played the lovely prostitute, Vivian, in this cute movie with Richard Gere. The two actors’ were so charming together – they really blended well in this movie. Vivian was wheeling and dealing with Edward on their fee when she delivered this line to him. He replied that yes, he would let her go. Luckily he had a change of heart at the end of movie, and Princess Vivian was whisked away.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
Anna Scott is trying to win that brownie at the dinner table and tells everyone that “she’s
been on a diet everyday since she was nineteen.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
Remove a letter from each of the words below and rearrange the remaining letters to form new words. The 10 words will all fall into a certain category. For example, given the words DEAR, ANGRY, and RENEGE, you could drop the “A” in DEAR to get RED, drop the “N” in ANGRY to get GRAY, and drop an “E” in RENEGE to get GREEN. These would all fall into the category of “Colors”.
If you’re stuck, the hint will name the category. The tough part is getting all 10 words.


Answer: Like the hint says, the category is “Insects”. The words are:


Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
Each pair of definitions is for two words, where the second word is the first word with a letter deleted (example: brand & band). The length of the first word in each pair is provided, along with the position of the deleted letter to obtain the second word.

1) something absurd or ridiculous (5 letters) & (delete 4th letter) money paid for transportation
2) a type of fruit (6 letters) & (delete 1st letter) a place for shooting practice
3) a dead body (6 letters) & (delete 3rd letter) a thicket of small trees or shrubs
4) to chew loudly (5 letters) & (delete 3rd letter) a great amount or quantity

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at,


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