WELCOME to THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 22, 2022
Q: How are relationships a lot like algebra? A: Sometimes, you look at your X and wonder Y.
Q: Why should you never laugh at your spouse’s choices? A: Because you’re one of them.
My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
You could say I Schwepped her off her feet.
The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I called
her up and asked, “Did you get my drift?”
I invited my girlfriend to go to the gym with me, but I didn’t show up.
I’m hoping she gets the message that we’re not working out.
Two satellite dishes meet on a roof, fall in love, and get married. The
ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was brilliant.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
Germany today launched a service on the world’s first passenger trains that run
on hydrogen – unlike here in New York, where the trains run on occasion.” -Seth Meyers
“Coca-Cola might be working on a drink that’s infused with weed. They’re still going to
put your name on the side of the can. ‘Cause it’s the only way you’ll remember it.” -Jimmy Fallon
“A developer in New York wants to build an IHOP on top of a Revolutionary War cemetery.
IHOP’s CEO said, ‘It makes sense, we’ve killed more Americans than the British ever did.'” -Conan O’Brien
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small
boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his
voice, “Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?”
The mother smiled. “I can’t dear,” she said. ‘I have to sleep in Daddy’s room.”
The little boy replied with a shaking voice, “The big sissy.” 😳
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
Anna Scott is trying to win that brownie at the dinner table and tells everyone that “she’s
been on a diet everyday since she was nineteen.”
Answer: Notting Hill!
William had taken Anna to his baby sister’s birthday party gathering. Everyone was trying to give the saddest story to win the extra brownie. Anna’s story was pathetic, poor little rich, beautiful girl! I love the scene where Anna and William walk outside the apartment and everyone screams with glee. It was great!
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I don’t know, but she’ll be there by 10:30 tomorrow morning.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Each pair of definitions is for two words, where the second word is the first word with a letter deleted (example: brand & band). The length of the first word in each pair is provided, along with the position of the deleted letter to obtain the second word.
1) something absurd or ridiculous (5 letters) & (delete 4th letter) money paid for transportation
2) a type of fruit (6 letters) & (delete 1st letter) a place for shooting practice
3) a dead body (6 letters) & (delete 3rd letter) a thicket of small trees or shrubs
4) to chew loudly (5 letters) & (delete 3rd letter) a great amount or quantity
Answer: 1) farce & fare
2) orange & range
3) corpse & copse
4) munch & much
Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
What classic western phrase is represented by this?
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