Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to MONDAY SEPTEMBER 26, 2022

TRY This….
How smart is your right foot? This is hysterical. You have to try this. It is absolutely true.
I guess there are some things that the brain cannot handle.

1. While sitting in a chair, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number ‘6” in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.

I told you so! And there is absolutely nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you’ve not already done so.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Scientists have announced plans to build a genetic Noah’s Ark which will
contain genetic information from 66,000 species, beating the previous
record held by the comforters at Days Inn.” -Seth Meyers 😳

“A restaurant owner in Maine is testing out what she believes to be a more
humane way of killing the lobsters they serve. What they do is they get the
lobsters high on marijuana smoke before they cook them. For real. I would
bet $100 she came up with this idea while she was smoking in a Jacuzzi.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“There was some big news from the world of social media. Today, Facebook began
testing its new product, Facebook Dating. And if the test goes well it could come to
your phone soon. Facebook Dating, or as it’s already known, ‘stalking.'” -James Corden

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The Wolf Man comes home one evening from a long day at the office.
“How was work today, dear?” his wife asks.
“Honey, please! I don’t want to talk about work right now!” he shouts.
“Okay. Would you like me to fix you something to eat? Or how about a drink?” she asks oh so nicely.
“Listen,” he shouts again, “I’m not hungry, I’m not thirsty! Is that alright with you? Can I come home
from work and just do my own thing without you forcing food down my throat? huh?”
At that very moment, the wolf man started growling, and throwing things around the apartment
in a mad rage. Looking out the window, his wife sees a full moon and says to
herself, “Well, I guess it’s that time of the month.” 😳

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Do they teach beauty queens how to apologize?”

Answer: Erin Brockovich!
As Erin is handed her two million dollar bonus check, Ed delivers this line to her. For once, Erin is utterly speechless. Then again, I would be too, but if you’d like to deliver me a check for two million we can try it out. It was hard coming up with a quote from this movie without any bad language in it.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Kiki? Kiki-kins? Is that smoke? Is someone smoking within a six-mile radius…

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
Each of the following clues describes two words. One of the words is a type of fish. The other word is that fish with one of the following changes: a letter added anywhere (eel reel), a letter deleted anywhere (carp cap), a letter changed anywhere (shark spark). There is no rearrangement of the other letters. No fish is used more than once.

1) This is a metallic fish.
2) This is a medical fish.
3) This is a frozen fish.
4) This is a fish that removes chaff from grain.
5) This is a fish that sinks.
6) This is a musical instrument that is played by a fish in a marching band.
7) This is clothing for a fish.
8) This is what you get when you cross a fish with a dog.
9) This is where a fish can drink liquor.
10) This is a long scarf worn by a fish.
11) This is a jogging gait of a fish.
12) This is a cart for a fish.

Answer: 1) brass bass
2) surgeon sturgeon
3) cold cod
4) winnow minnow
5) founder flounder
6) tuna tuba
7) gar garb
8) guppy puppy
9) salmon saloon
10) sole stole
11) trout trot
12) ray dray

Monday’s Quizzler is…….
What expression is represented here?

Run, Hit, Jump = Volume Level 9

Dictionary = Volume Level 2

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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