WELCOME to TUESDAY OCTOBER 5, 2022
Here’s The Story….
Benny decided to buy a present for his Uncle Sam’s birthday, so with his older brothers help
he bought a present, gift wrapped it, and brought it over to his uncle. His uncle, knowing that
Benny’s father manufactured apple juice, and seeing a wet spot on the bottom corner of the box,
decided to have some fun with Benny by trying to guess what was in the box. Hmm said Uncle Sam,
dipping his finger on the wet spot and taking a quick taste, I’m going to guess it’s a case of apple juice said Benny jumping up and down clearly enjoying the game. Not apple juice? Said Uncle Sam clearly surprised. After another quick taste and a brief pause, he guessed again is it apple cider? No, said Benny practically squealing in excitement ITS A PUPPY!😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a Wonderful WEDNESDAY! people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“We need women who are so strong they can be gentle, so educated they can be
humble, so fierce they can be compassionate, so passionate they can be rational,
and so disciplined they can be free.” —Kavita Ramdas.
“Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive
characters are seared with scars.” —Khalil Gibran.
“And one has to understand that braveness is not the absence of fear but
rather the strength to keep on going forward despite the fear.” —Paulo Coelho
“We are stronger, gentler, more resilient, and more
beautiful than any of us imagine.” —Mark Nepo.
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I’m not the easiest guy in the world to get along with. So when our anniversary rolled
around, I wanted my wife to know how much I appreciated her tolerating me for the
past 20 years. I ordered flowers and told the florist to enclose a card that read,
‘Thanks for putting up with me so long.’ When my wife got the delivery, she called me at work.
“Just where do you think you going?” she asked.
“What do you mean?” I said.
She read the card aloud as the florist had written it: “Thanks for putting up with me. So long.”😳
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“And I don’t want them dancing naked under the full moon!”
“No, of course. The nudity is entirely optional, as you well remember.”
Answer: Practical Magic!
For more than a couple of generations, the Owens women have been gifted in the craft…witchcraft. Sally has tried hard to resist her gift and raise her daughters as normally as possible, although it hasn’t been easy. When her Gillian gets herself into trouble with a very evil man, Sally hears her distress call. Unfortunately this means leaving her daughters in the care of her two eccentric aunts, who are on their way to a celebration of the summer solstice. This dialogue is between Sally and her aunt, just before she leaves to rescue her sister. Sandra Bullock, Nicole Kidman, Aidan Quinn, Stockard Channing and Dianne Wiest star under Griffin Dunne’s direction.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“All my life you made me believe I was only worth what someone would pay for me. But Christian loves me…he loves me! He loves me Harold, and that is worth everything. We are going away from you, away from the Duke, away from….. “
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
What is the next animal in this series:
Quail, Weasel, Emu, Racoon, -?-
The series alternates between bird and mammal, but at the same time, the animals begin with the letters from the top row of a QWERTY keyboard. Thus “T” is the next letter, and the only bird in the list that begins with a “T” is “Turkey”. Also, “Yak” would be next in the series after Turkey… extra points if you noticed!
Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
What phrase does this rebus represent?
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