Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to THURSDAY OCTOBER 6, 2022

Here’s The Story….
As a jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the copilot was providing his passengers
with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system.
“Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater, which is a major tourist attraction
in northern Arizona. It was formed when a lump of nickel and iron, roughly 150 feet in diameter
and weighing 300,000 tons, struck the earth 50,000 years ago at about 40,000 miles an hour,
scattering white-hot debris for miles in every direction. The hole measures nearly a mile across and is 570 feet deep.”
The lady sitting next to me exclaimed: “Wow, look! It just missed the highway!” 😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY! people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

A new study finds that if you’re drunk around sober people, you’ll think you’re less drunk
than if you’re around other drunk people. And if you’re drunk around sober people,
chances are you’ve got a problem.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Dunkin’ Donuts announced next year they will shorten their name from Dunkin’ Donuts
to just ‘Dunkin’.’ And their customers will shorten the name of their disease from
diabetes to just ‘betes from now on.” -Conan O’Brien

“A restaurant in Manhattan has created a $15, 25-ounce milk shake, which comes in a
cream cheese frosted glass covered in marshmallows and cereal, filled with ice cream
and topped with a cinnamon bun. At least that’s what it said on the toxicology report.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
While visiting Annapolis, a lady tourist noticed several students on their hands
and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand.
“What are they doing?” she asked the tour guide.
“Each year,” he replied with a grin, “the upperclassmen ask the freshmen how
many bricks it took to finish paving this courtyard.”
When they were out of earshot of the freshmen, the curious lady asked the guide:
“So, what’s the answer?” The guide replied: “One.” 😳

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“All my life you made me believe I was only worth what someone would pay for me. But Christian loves me…he loves me! He loves me Harold, and that is worth everything. We are going away from you, away from the Duke, away from….. “

Answer: Moulin Rouge!
Set in the bohemian atmosphere of 1899 Paris, a beautiful courtesan is expected to court the affections of a rich Duke, who will then bankroll their play. Everything is going according to plan, until she finds love in the arms of the starving writer. This impassioned speech is her declaration of independence, an act that never happens because of her terminal illness. Ewan McGregor, Nicole Kidman, and Jim Broadbent starred under Baz Luhrmann’s direction.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“…but if you’re looking for God, he was in operating room number two on Nov. 17th, and he doesn’t like to be second guessed.
You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something, I am God.”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
What phrase does this rebus represent?

H
HI
HIS
HIST
HISTO
HISTOR
HISTORY

Answer: History in the making.

Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
A man holidaying abroad was alone on his yacht when he fell off into deep water. He was a non-swimmer and wasn’t wearing anything to help keep him afloat. He was rescued half an hour later. Why didn’t he drown?

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