WELCOME to FRIDAY OCTOBER 7, 2022
Here’s The Story….
A homeowner was delighted with the way the painter had done all the work on his house.
“You did a great job.” he said and handed the man a check. “Also, as a bonus, here’s an extra
$100 to take the missus out to dinner and a movie.” Later that night, the doorbell rang and it
was the painter. “What’s the matter,” asked the homeowner, “did you forget something?”
“Nope.” replied the painter. “I’m just here to take your missus out to dinner and a movie like you asked.” 😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND! people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
My girlfriend told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. So we went
and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer.
When my wife gets upset, sometimes a simple ‘Calm down, Honey’ in a soothing
voice is all it takes to get her a lot more upset.
“I think the bottom-line difference between being single and married is this: When
you’re single you’re as happy as you are. When you’re married, you can only be as
happy as the least happy person in the house.” –Tom Hertz
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A logician’s wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately
hands the newborn to the dad.
His wife asks impatiently: “So, is it a boy or a girl?”
The logician replies: “Yes!” 😳
Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“…but if you’re looking for God, he was in operating room number two on Nov. 17th, and he doesn’t like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something, I am God.”
Tracy and Andy are a young married couple who have just bought their dream home, and want to fill it with children. When Tracy gets rushed into the hospital, the emergency removal of her ovaries crushes that dream with the stroke of a scalpel. When the pathology comes back from the lab, it turns out that the procedure was not necessary. Tracy leaves her husband and sues the surgeon. As the investigation procedes, he does not like having his judgement questioned, and responds with this quote. Nicole Kidman, Bill Pullman and Alec Baldwin starred under Harold Becker’s direction.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“By the way, do you have a first name, or do I just call you Bat?”
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
A man holidaying abroad was alone on his yacht when he fell off into deep water.
He was a non-swimmer and wasn’t wearing anything to help keep him afloat. He was
rescued half an hour later. Why didn’t he drown?
Answer: He fell into the Dead Sea, which lies between Israel and Jordan. The water of
the Dead Sea is so salty and dense that anyone floats very easily.
Friday’s Quizzler is…….
There are four people named John, Jack, Joe, and Robert. Their last names are: Lee, Ferrio, Spret, and Keller. They each have a cat and a dog. The four people don’t know each other but, coincidently, the cats and dogs have the same names: Spot, Tiger, Dixie, and Jumper.
Note: No person has a cat and dog of the same name.
First Names: John, Jack, Joe, and Robert
Last Names: Lee, Ferrio, Spret, Keller
Dogs: Spot, Tiger, Dixie, and Jumper
Cats: Spot, Tiger, Dixie, and Jumper
- John’s dog and Mr. Keller’s cat have the same name.
- The first and last names of the person who owns Tiger the cat have the same amount of letters.
- Mr. Lee’s dog Jumper scared the heck out of Jack’s cat Spot when Jack was moving into the apartment next to Mr. Lee’s, but they hadn’t met yet.
- Mr. Spret’s dog and Mr. Ferrio’s cat have the same name.
- Robert’s pets are named Dixie and Jumper who love to play with each other.
- Robert’s last name is Spret.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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