Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to MONDAY OCTOBER 10, 2022

Here’s The Story….
The city miser was on his death bed, as his last request he asked to be alone with his lawyer,
doctor, and priest. “I know I am going to die” he said ” and I would like to take my money with me,
so I am going to give each of you $150,000 and I want you to each make sure the money gets
in the coffin.” It was a few days after the funeral when the priest over flowing with guilt finally
confided to the other two that he only put $100,000 back. “I’m glad you brought it up” said the
doctor, “because I have also been feeling guilty, I only put $80,000 back.” “You people should be
ashamed of yourselves” stormed the lawyer “stealing money like that, am I the only honest person
here? Here look at this” he said pulling out his check book, “look I wrote out a check for the full $150,000!”😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY! people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember.
Involve me and I learn.” -Benjamin Franklin

“The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot
be seen or even touched – they must be felt with the heart.” -Helen Keller

“It is during our darkest moments that we
must focus to see the light.” -Aristotle

“Whoever is happy will make others
happy too.” -Anne Frank

“Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where
there is no path and leave a trail.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Two men, Jim and John, were walking their dogs when they passed by a restaurant.
“Let’s go in and get something to eat,” Jim suggested. “We can’t” responded John, “don’t you see
the sign says NO PETS ALLOWED.” “Aah that sign,” said Jim “don’t worry about it” and taking out a
pair of sunglasses, he walked up to the door. As he tried walking into the restaurant he got stopped
at the door, “sorry no pets allowed.” Can’t you see” said Jim “I am blind, this is my seeing eye dog.”
But it’s a Doberman pincher, who uses a Doberman pincher as a seeing eye dog?” the man asked “Oh,” Jim responded “you must have not heard, this is the latest type of seeing eye dog, they do a very good job.” Seeing that it worked, John tried walking in with his Chihuahua. Even before he could open his mouth, the doorman said “don’t tell me that a Chihuahua is the latest type of seeing eye dog.” Thinking quickly John responded in a angry voice “You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?”

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“By the way, do you have a first name, or do I just call you Bat?”

Answer: Batman Forever!
Dr. Chase Meridian is a psychologist who is trying to help Batman understand the twisted psyches of the Riddler and Two-Face. While she’s at it, she certainly wouldn’t mind getting to know the Caped Crusader better, and spends a fair amount of time flirting with him, with lines such as this one. Val Kilmer, Jim Carrey, Tommy Lee Jones, Nicole Kidman and Chris O’Donnell starred in this very campy movie, directed by Joel Shumacher.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Why do you think Ziegler invites us to these things every year?”
“This is what you get for making housecalls.”

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
There are four people named John, Jack, Joe, and Robert. Their last names are: Lee, Ferrio, Spret, and Keller. They each have a cat and a dog. The four people don’t know each other but, coincidently, the cats and dogs have the same names: Spot, Tiger, Dixie, and Jumper.
Note: No person has a cat and dog of the same name.

First Names: John, Jack, Joe, and Robert
Last Names: Lee, Ferrio, Spret, Keller
Dogs: Spot, Tiger, Dixie, and Jumper
Cats: Spot, Tiger, Dixie, and Jumper

  1. John’s dog and Mr. Keller’s cat have the same name.
  2. The first and last names of the person who owns Tiger the cat have the same amount of letters.
  3. Mr. Lee’s dog Jumper scared the heck out of Jack’s cat Spot when Jack was moving into the apartment next to Mr. Lee’s, but they hadn’t met yet.
  4. Mr. Spret’s dog and Mr. Ferrio’s cat have the same name.
  5. Robert’s pets are named Dixie and Jumper who love to play with each other.
  6. Robert’s last name is Spret.

Answer: John Ferrio owns Spot the dog and Dixie the cat.
Jack Keller owns Tiger the dog and Spot the cat.
Joe Lee owns Jumper the dog and Tiger the cat.
Robert Spret owns Dixie the dog and Jumper the cat.

Monday’s Quizzler is…….
Your task here is to change one letter in each of the following words,
in order to find eight (8) words with a common theme.

Stark
Curfew
Petrol
Oil
Raffle
Strike
Thrash
Swat

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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