Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


Here’s The Story….
As a new school Principal, Mr. Mitchell was checking over his school on the first day. Passing the stockroom, he was startled to see the door wide open and teachers bustling in and out, carrying off books and supplies in preparation for the arrival of students the next day. The school where he had been a Principal the previous year had used a check-out system only slightly less elaborate than that at Fort Knox. Cautiously, he asked the school’s long time Custodian, “Do you think it’s wise to keep the stock room unlocked and to let the teachers take things without requisitions?”
The Custodian looked at him gravely. “We trust them with the children, don’t we?”😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY! people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Alaska Airlines might start giving out virtual reality headsets to first-class passengers.
Meanwhile, if you’re in coach, they just duct tape an in-flight
magazine to your forehead.” -Jimmy Fallon

“A new study reveals that the average fast-food chicken nugget is almost 60 percent fat.
The study also says that the average fast-food customer is almost
60 percent chicken nuggets.” -Conan O’Brien

“According to a new report, there is a shrine in Japan solely dedicated to hemorrhoids.
Seating is limited, but usually available.” -Seth Meyers 😳

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
One caller to our answering service gave me his name, number and message
and then said, “You know my name. What’s yours?”
“We’re not allowed to give our names,” I replied, “but my operator number is 4136”
Sounding disappointed, he said, “May I call you by your first digit, or would that be too personal?” 😳

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Why do you think Ziegler invites us to these things every year?”
“This is what you get for making housecalls.”

Answer: Eyes Wide Shut!
When his wife confesses that she was tempted to cheat on him, Bill Harford overreacts. He embarks on a bizarre voyage of sexual adventure, seeing things he shouldn’t see, and visiting places where he’s clearly not welcome. This exchange occurs very near the beginning of the movie, at a Christmas party that they attend, before her admission sends him off the deep end. Rumours have abounded that it was the filming of this movie that caused the split up of Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman, although they have both denied this. Stanley Kubrick directed.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“You aren’t really anybody in America if you’re not on T.V.”

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Your task here is to change one letter in each of the following words,
in order to find eight (8) words with a common theme.


Answer: The common theme: they are all birds.


Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
What animal completes this series?

fly, spider, bird, cat, dog, goat, cow, ?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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