Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 12, 2022

Ten Things I know about you

1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can’t say the letter ”P” without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9) You laugh at this because you are a fun-loving person & everyone does it too.
10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY! people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats.
I don’t intend to waste any of mine.” —Neil Armstrong

“Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you
were to live forever.” —Mahatma Gandhi

“If you live long enough, you’ll make mistakes. But if you
learn from them, you’ll be a better person.” —Bill Clinton

“Life is short, and it is here
to be lived.” —Kate Winslet

“The longer I live, the more beautiful
life becomes.” —Frank Lloyd Wright

“Every moment is a fresh
beginning.” —T.S. Eliot

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Mrs. Green lived-in two-story house together with an elderly widow. After not hearing
from her for a few days, she got a bit nervous. “John”, she called to her son “do me a
favor and go find out how old Mrs. Robinson is.” So six-year-old John went down the
stairs and knocked on Mrs. Robinson’s door. “So how is she?” asked Mrs. Green when
John came back up. “How is she?” repeated John “I’ve never seen her so mad in my life,
she said it’s none of your business how old she is.” 😳😳

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“You aren’t really anybody in America if you’re not on T.V.”

Answer: To Die For!
Suzanne wants to be a television star, and she’s willing to do anything necessary to achieve that goal…including convincing 3 teenagers to kill her husband. This quote was her philosophy in life, the mantra by which she justified her actions. Loosely based on the true story of Pamela Smart, this movie was directed by Gus Van Sant. Nicole Kidman, Matt Dillon, Joaquin Phoenix and Casey Affleck starred.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“But if it’s a choice between Richmond and death, I choose death.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
What animal completes this series?

fly, spider, bird, cat, dog, goat, cow, ?

Answer: horse!
These are all the animals swallowed by the old lady in the nursery rhyme:

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don’t know why she swallowed a fly. Perhaps she’ll die!
The rhyme continues with the following animals:
She swallowed a spider to catch the fly.
She swallowed a bird to catch the spider.
She swallowed a cat to catch the bird.
She swallowed a dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed a goat to catch the dog.
She swallowed a cow to catch the goat.

The rhyme concludes with:

There was an old lady who swallowed a horse. She’s dead, of course.
As for the title, a course is part of a meal, which hints at the old lady’s eight-course meal of animals.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
A simple riddle you behold,
All that glitters is not gold.

My first is second in line,
I’ll send shivers up your spine.

Though I’m not quite shining bright,
I seem to glitter in the light.

What am I?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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