Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to THURSDAY OCTOBER 13, 2022

Here’s The Story…..
A prospective juror in a Dallas District Court was surprised by the definition of voluntary
manslaughter given the panel: “An intentional killing that occurs while the defendant is
under the immediate influence of sudden passion arising from an adequate cause, such
as when a spouse’s mate is found in a ‘compromising position.'”
“See, I have a problem with that passion business,” responded the jury candidate. “During
my first marriage, I came in and found my husband in bed with my neighbor. All I did
was divorce him. I had no idea that I could have shot him.” She wasn’t selected for the jury.😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY! people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“I’ve never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I
took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round and gave her a burrito.” -Mitch Hedberg

“Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say,
are you going to drink that?” –Lisa Claymen

“I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can
picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.” –Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
18-year-old, Dan was walking home from a Halloween party at his friend’s house, when he
heard a thumping noise behind him. THUMP, THUMP, THUMP, THUMP. When Dan turned
around, he saw it was a coffin behind him. Dan started walking quicker but the THUMPS were
still right behind him. Soon Dan was running, the coffin started running to. Now Dan was running
faster than he had ever ran in his life but the coffin was still right behind him! “HELP!” Dan screamed!
He ran into his house and tried to slam the door but the coffin caught the door and started following
him up the steps THUMP, THUMP, THUMP, THUMP, Dan ran into the bathroom and grabbed the first
thing he saw, cough drops, and threw them at the coffin….and of course the coffin’ stopped.😳😳😁

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“But if it’s a choice between Richmond and death, I choose death.”

Answer: The Hours!
Based on the novel by Michael Cunningham, this movie tells the story of three different women battling depression in three different times. All three were bound together by the book “Mrs. Dalloway”‘, which was written by Virginia Woolf. Ordered by her doctors to avoid the hustle and bustle of the big city, Virginia finds herself dying a slow death of boredom in her exile. This quote is from one of the times that she pleads with her husband to let her return to the city. Stephen Daldry directed Julianne Moore, Meryl Streep, and Nicole Kidman in this film that won Kidman the Oscar for Best Actress.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Dying’s a really hard way to learn about life.”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
A simple riddle you behold,
All that glitters is not gold.

My first is second in line,
I’ll send shivers up your spine.

Though I’m not quite shining bright,
I seem to glitter in the light.

What am I?

Answer: Ice, of course!
My first letter, ‘I’, is the second letter in the word, ‘LINE’.
In daylight, ice seems to glitter. =)

Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
What is represented with this rebus?

Blame
Blame
Blame
Blame

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