Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to FRIDAY OCTOBER 14, 2022

Here’s The Story…..
Thinking that the presidential candidate needed to show a more human side of himself,
his committee advised him to visit an old age home. Walking into the room of an old man,
with the cameras whirring, the nominee was surprised when the old man offered him some
peanuts from a bowl on the table. “Thank you”, said the nominee after being offered more for
the 3rd time, “why don’t you have some yourself?” “Oh, I can’t eat it” said the old man, “I don’t
have any teeth.” “So why do you have them?” asked the confused nominee.
“Oh, I like the chocolate around it” was the glib reply.😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND! people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“It is our attitude toward events, not events themselves, which we can
control. Nothing is by its own nature calamitous – even death
is terrible only if we fear it.” – Epictetus

“No matter how much falls on us, we keep plowing ahead.
That’s the only way to keep the roads clear.” – Greg Kincaid

“Courage isn’t having the strength to go on, it is going on
when you don’t have the strength.” – Napoleon Bonaparte

“When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks
grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are
made under pressure.” – Peter Marshall

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The neighbors thought it was odd, but 93-year-old Morton was dating again. One Monday morning
Morton woke up with a funny feeling that something important happened last night. It was during
breakfast, that Morton finally remembered what it was. He had proposed to his date Greta. But what
she answered he just couldn’t seem to remember. Morton picked up the phone and dialed. “Hi Greta”,
said Morton, “I have a funny question for you, do you remember last night when I proposed?”
“Oh my gosh” gushed Greta, “I’m so glad you called, I knew I said yes to
somebody but I just couldn’t recall who it was!” 😳

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Dying’s a really hard way to learn about life.”

Answer: My Life!
Diagnosed with lung cancer, Bob Jones probably won’t live long enough to see the birth of his first child. Wanting to leave something that his child will somehow know his or her father by, Jones decided to make a videotape. During the taping of this legacy, Jones finally comes to understand who he is, hence the above quote. Michael Keaton and Nicole Kidman starred in this tear-jerker, under Bruce Joel Rubin’s direction.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“If life has taught me anything, it is that 95% of the people are always wrong”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….
What is represented with this rebus?

Blame
Blame
Blame
Blame

Answer: There is no “One” to blame.

Friday’s Quizzler is…….
We are many guards of a precious gate
Sometimes we lean backward and sometimes we stand straight
Some of us are short and some are tall
We never quit the fight but we might fall
We wear war paint and cover in black
We always defend but never will attack

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