Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 19, 2022

Here’s the Story……
For a couple of years I’ve been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job,
but now I found out the real reason: I’m tired because I’m overworked. The population of this
country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are
85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed
by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the Armed Forces,
which leaves 16.2 million to do the work. Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for
State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there
are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people
in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And you’re sitting
at your computer reading jokes! 😳 That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL
WEDNESDAY! people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up!
Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little
and to endure very much.” William Hazlitt

“If you change the way you look at things, the
things you look at change. Wayne Dyer

“For the great doesn’t happen through impulse alone, and
is a succession of little things that are brought together.”
Vincent Van Gogh

“Perfection is not attainable. But if we chase perfection
we can catch excellence. Vince Lombardi

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Max was caught red handed by a police officer in the very act of burglarizing
a store. He was quickly brought to trial. “How do you plead? asked the judge.
“Your honor,” answered Max, “before I plead guilty or not guilty I ask that the
court kindly appoint a lawyer to defend me.” “Max you were caught in the actual
commission of a crime. What could any lawyer possibly say in your defense?”
That’s exactly my point, your honor,” said Max. “I’m curious also to hear
what he could possibly say! 😳😳

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I like a man who can run faster than I can”

Answer: “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes”
In this Anita Loos story, the “two little girls from Little Rock”, Shaw (Jane Russell) and Lee (Marilyn Monroe) travel by ship to Paris with a private investigator Lee’s fiancé’s father has hired dogging their footsteps. The father suspects Lee wants only to marry his son for his money.
By the time the trip is over, the investigator and Shaw have fallen in love and Lee has won over the father. Thus, the movie ends with a double wedding for the “two little girls from Little Rock”. In this quote, Dorothy is speaking of the pole vaulter with the group of athletes on the also on the ship. She is not as interested in money as she is in love.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“If nothing else, there’s applause… like waves of love pouring over the footlights.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
I am not a king, I am not a queen
But most of you will bow when I’m seen
Currently I am resting on my side
But soon I will continue my stride
I can’t walk, run, fly or crawl
Yet I am the greatest traveller of all

Answer: A coin on the floor.
(bow when I am seen=to pick me up, resting on my side=on the floor, continue
my stride and greatest traveller of all=moving between people as I am exchanged).

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
Each pair of definitions is for two words, where the second word is the first word with an extra letter added somewhere (example: band & brand). The length of the short word in each pair is provided.

1) elevated or tall & part of the body between the knee and the hip (4 letters)
2) an isolated steep-sided hill & a solid emulsion of fat obtained from cream (5 letters)
3) to rescue from danger & persuasively pleasing (4 letters)
4) intercession or intervention & the act of contemplating (9 letters)

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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