Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to THURSDAY OCTOBER 20, 2022

Here’s the Story……
A woman said to her friend, “I don’t know what to do. My husband is such
a mess maker that you can’t imagine. He doesn’t put anything in its place,
I am always going around the house organizing things.”
The friend says, “Take a tip from me. The first week after we were married
I told my husband firmly, ‘Every glass and plate that you take, wash when
you are done and put back in its place.'”
The first woman asked, “Did it help?”
Her friend said, “I don’t know. I haven’t seen him since.”
😳 That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT
THURSDAY! people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up!
Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Medical marijuana users are now lobbying for the right to carry firearms.
Because no one is a better shot than a stoned old man with glaucoma.” -Conan O’Brien

“A new study found that dogs can actually feel genuine love for their owners.
While cats just keep a journal of all the things, they hate about you.” -Jimmy Fallon

“China has overtaken the United States as the world’s biggest food and grocery
market. That means they buy and consume more food than we do. Which when
you think about it of course they do. A half hour after they eat, they’re hungry
again. It’s Chinese food.” -Jimmy Kimmel

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
“My invention can detect human stupidity. It has a very
simple interface. All I do is point it at people.”
“Then what does it do?”
“Why would it need to do anything else?”😳

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“If nothing else, there’s applause… like waves of love pouring over the footlights.

Answer: All About Eve!
Made in 1950, this movie, based on a story by Mary Orr, is about a young woman, played by Anne Baxter. She pushes herself into the group around an older but well established actress, played by Bette Davis, in order to use them and their contacts to rise to the top of the theatrical world, in any way she can. She wants so much to, as the quote says, hear the “applause”. The film received six Academy Awards including that of Best Picture.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“It is not enough to live well. One must die well”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
Each pair of definitions is for two words, where the second word is the first word with an extra letter added somewhere (example: band & brand). The length of the short word in each pair is provided.

1) elevated or tall & part of the body between the knee and the hip (4 letters)
2) an isolated steep-sided hill & a solid emulsion of fat obtained from cream (5 letters)
3) to rescue from danger & persuasively pleasing (4 letters)
4) intercession or intervention & the act of contemplating (9 letters)

Answer: 1) high & thigh
2) butte & butter
3) save & suave
4) mediation & meditation

Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
Pick the word from List B which best completes the group of words in List A.

List A:
Eighth, _, Height, Beau, Eulogy

List B:
Aesop
Beauty
Client
Masseur
Painter

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in FRIDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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