WELCOME to FRIDAY OCTOBER 21, 2022

Here’s the Story……
Sam goes to the doctor for his yearly checkup. “Everything is fine”, said the doctor,
“You’re doing OK for your age.” “For my age?” questioned Sam, “I’m only 75, do you
think I’ll make it to 80? “Well” said the doctor, “do you drink or smoke?” “No” Sam replied.
“Do you eat fatty meat or sweets?” “No” said Sam “I am very careful about what I eat.”
“How about your activities? Do you engage in thrilling behaviors like speeding or skiing?
“No” said Sam taken aback, “I would never engage in dangerous activities.” “Well,” said
the doctor, “then why in the world would you want to live to be 80? 😳😳 That’s my story
and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND! people, stay safe, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Change is the law of life, and those who look only to the past and
present are certain to miss the future” -John F. Kennedy

“The measure of intelligence is the ability
to change” -Albert Einstein

“If you can’t fly, then run. If you can’t run, then walk. If you can’t walk,
then crawl. But whatever you do, you have to keep
moving forward” -Martin Luther King Jr.

“If I’d asked my customers what they wanted, they’d
have said ‘Don’t change anything.’” -Henry Ford

“Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some
other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the
change that we seek.” -Barack Obama

“I alone cannot change the world, but I can cast a stone across
the waters to create many ripples.” -Mother Teresa

“Change is inevitable. Growth is
optional.” -John C. Maxwell

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Sally walked in to the Dentist office to make an appointment. “How much do you
charge to pull out a tooth?” She asked.” “It’s $130”, was the prompt reply. “$130!”
gasped Sally, that’s ridiculous! There must be a way for you to go cheaper.” “Well,”
said the Dentist thoughtfully, I suppose if we don’t numb it, we could knock off $30.”
“Only $30?,” countered Sally, “that’s still $100, you’ve got to make it cheaper.” “Well,”
said the Dentist after a long pause, “I suppose if we take it out with a wrench we
could knock it down to $50.” “Perfect”, said Sally happily. “I would like to make an
appointment for next Tuesday, for my husband Jack.”😳

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“It is not enough to live well. One must die well”

Answer: “Quo Vadis”
A monumental work by MGM and released in 1951, “Quo Vadis” showed Petronius, a trusted advisor who treated Nero with both adulation and hidden scorn, as he historically is said to have done. The movie starred Robert Taylor and Deborah Kerr, with Leo Genn as Petronius and is based on a happening in the Acts of Peter. The film includes both historically correct as well as fictionalized people and events. Petronius committed suicide at a dinner he held for his closest friends, and before dying wrote Nero a letter telling him what a bore he was and that was the cause of Petronius’ death. Petronius “died well”.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I haven’t worn a nightgown in years”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Pick the word from List B which best completes the group of words in List A.

List A:
Eighth, _, Height, Beau, Eulogy

List B:
Aesop
Beauty
Client
Masseur
Painter

Answer: Aesop
Each of the words in List A includes the letter “e” blended with another letter or letters to make the sound of one of our five vowels.
Eighth (A)
Aesop (E)
Height (I)
Beau (O)
Eulogy (U)

Friday’s Quizzler is…….
The following is an advertisement for a common item. The ad agency, however, is trying to entice buyers by making the item sound more impressive than it really is. Can you tell what is being sold here?

DEFY GRAVITY!
As you command water – or any liquid – to flow upwards! Could you be tampering with the secrets of the Earth? Your friends will be amazed! Just $1.99.

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