WELCOME to THURSDAY OCTOBER 27, 2022
Here’s the Story……
After shopping for weeks, I finally found the car of my dreams. It was only two years old
and in beautiful condition. The salesman asked if I would like to take it for a test drive. We
had traveled no more than two miles when the car broke down. The salesman called for a tow truck.
When it arrived, we climbed into the front seat. While the driver was hooking up the car,
the salesman turned to me with a smile and said, “Well, now, what is it going to take to put
you behind the wheel of that beauty today?” 😳😳 That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!
Have a GREAT THURSDAY! people, stay safe, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“The post office just can’t get its act together. They announced today they
want to raise the price of stamps so they can make an extra $2 billion. That
is still better than their original plan – uninvent the Internet.” -Jimmy Fallon
“Boston Medical Center found that 15 percent of 2-year-olds in the Boston area
drink as much as 4 ounces of coffee a day. Pediatricians say giving caffeine to
toddlers can cause depression, diabetes, sleep disturbance, and obesity. On the
plus side they get a lot more finger painting done.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“A developer has created a zero-gravity martini glass, which promises to let astronauts
drink cocktails in space without spilling. Our astronauts are drinking? Guys, the first
step is admitting to Houston that you have a problem.” -Seth Meyers 😂
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
To prepare for my daughter’s First Communion, I called the church in the town where we
used to live to get a copy of her baptismal certificate. We lived there for only a short while,
so I didn’t know the clergy well. When the secretary asked me the name of the father,
I told her that I couldn’t remember. After a brief silence, she said, “Ma’am, I’m talking
about the name of the baby’s father.”😳
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I assume he had a mother, but I am not certain”
Answer: “Around the World in Eighty Days”
“Around the World in Eighty Days” starred David Niven as Phileas Fogg and a very droll Cantinflas as his valet, Passepartout. In this lovely film, the two travel around the world by any means they can find when need be. In doing so they end up a trio with a rescued princess, played by Shirley MacLaine. In fact, the quote is in reply to a question asked by Princess Aouda as to whether or not there had been any women in Fogg’s life. All kinds of missteps occur, but Fogg still keeps to his usual schedule, even down to mealtimes, which more than keeps Passepartout jumping! A fun movie with over 40 cameo performances, and glorious scenery, it won five Academy Awards as well as roughly 65 other awards.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Be happy in your work.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
My first is novel, shiny and bright
My second a warring rose of white
My third are a-changin’, did Dylan write
My whole to press will expedite
What am I?
Answer: New York Times
Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
I am a five letter word namely
1 2 3 4 5 … which is under you
If you put out 1, it’s above you
If you put out 1 and 2, it’s around you
What am I?
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in FRIDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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