WELCOME to FRIDAY OCTOBER 28, 2022
Here’s the Story……
My husband and I decided to take our two children, then ages seven and three,
to our favorite “adult” restaurant for the first time. The younger child refused to
stay in her seat and danced around our table. Her sister, tears rolling down her
face, laughed loudly at the three-year-old’s antics and pounded the table.
Beet-red with embarrassment, my husband warned them through clenched teeth,
“If you don’t start behaving, you’ll never eat out with us again!”
The man at the next table leaned over to his wife. “Look dear,” he said. “Quality time!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!
Have a GREAT WEEKEND! people, stay safe, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Two guys in New Hampshire were arrested after they tried to rob a group of
people playing Bingo. Cops became suspicious when they saw a car driving away
from the Bingo hall going more than 10 miles an hour.” -Jimmy Fallon
“Music duo Hall & Oates is reportedly suing a company over a cereal named
Haulin’ Oats. Though the company says it’s totally different because in their
cereal, oats is the star.” -Seth Meyers
“A new study says that women who drink moderate amounts of alcohol every
day lose more weight than women that don’t drink at all. At least, that’s what
your wife will slur to you after she forgets to pick up the
kids from soccer practice.” -Jimmy Kimmel
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis.
After the second week, he made his move. “No thank you.” she said politely. “This
may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I’m keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love.”
“That must be rather difficult.” the man replied. “Oh, I don’t mind too much.” she said.
“But, it has my husband pretty upset.” 😳😳
Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Be happy in your work.”
Answer: The Bridge on the River Kwai!
Starring Alec Guinness and William Holden, the film tells the story British prisoners of war who are forced to build a railway bridge. Although most of the POWs wish to sabotage the bridge, their Colonel Nicholson, played by Guinness, persuades them to build it as a monument to British morale and dignity. As it turns out, he has deluded himself and the bridge is really monument to himself and not British character, thus the building of it could be called a collaboration with the enemy. In the meanwhile, the Americans are sending a troop in to destroy the bridge.
The quote was said by Col. Saito, played by Sessue Hayakawa, when Col. Nicholson and his men arrived at the POW camp. The movie won seven Academy Awards.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I’ve met some rotters in my time; but, without a doubt you’re the lowest excuse for a man I’ve had the misfortune to meet.”
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
I am a five letter word namely
1 2 3 4 5 … which is under you
If you put out 1, it’s above you
If you put out 1 and 2, it’s around you
What am I?
if you put out 1, it’s above you
if you put out 1 and 2, it’s around you
And chair is under you.
Friday’s Quizzler is…….
What does this mean?
Must get here
Must get here
Must get here
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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