Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!



  1. The Sun by Sol Ar
  2. Blazing! by Lotta Heat
  3. Computer Memory by Meg A. Byte
  4. Gotta Go by C. U. Leiter
  5. Can’t Go There by Hans Off
  6. Card Suits by Di A. Mond
  7. Checking Your Homework by R.U. Wright
  8. The Membership List by Ross Terr
  9. Manwich by “Slop” E. Joe
  10. The Giant Clock Tower by Big Ben
  11. All About Flowers by Chris Anthymum
  12. Short Shorts by Daisy Duke
  13. Boy Scout Brigade by Pat Troll
  14. The Lost Scout by Werram Eye
  15. Late for Work by Dr. Wages
  16. Kitty’s Revenge by Claude Balls
  17. Brown Streaks Across the Desert by Who Flung Dung
  18. Ten Years in the Bathtub by Rink Lee Prune
  19. Antlers in the Tree Top by Hugh Goostamooce
  20. Tiger in the Bathroom by Heidi Ingthe Tub
  21. How to Eat Cereal by Poor A. Bowl
  22. Smelly Stuff by Anita Bath
  23. Being Lonely by Shenita Mann.
  24. Technology in the 21st century by Rob Ott
  25. A Hitchiker’s Guide To Not Getting Killed by Ren Tacar
  26. Gotta Go To The Bathroom by Think L. Maket, Illustrated by Betty Went, Published by Doris Laukt
  27. Blue Darts by Hugh Gexplo Zhun
  28. Bubbles in the Bath by Ivor Windybottom
  29. Can’t Sit Still by Ivan Auflitch
  30. Microsoft Business Practices by Eve Hill
  31. I Must Go Again by D. I. Aria
  32. Interesting Places Around The World by Ben There & Don That
  33. Paris Monuments by I. Phil Taurer
  34. Text Editing by E. Max and Vi
  35. The Bearded Chinaman by Harry Chin

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!
Have a HAPPY TUESDAY! people, stay safe, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

You have power over your mind – not outside events.
Realize this, and you will find strength. Marcus Aurelius

There are two ways of exerting one’s strength: one
is pushing down, the other is pulling up. Booker T. Washington

Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop
your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide
not to surrender, that is strength. Arnold Schwarzenegger

Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal:
my strength lies solely in my tenacity. Louis Pasteur

The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from
distress, and grows brave by reflection. Thomas Paine

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
To prepare for my daughter’s First Communion, I called the church in the town
where we used to live to get a copy of her baptismal certificate.
We lived there for only a short while, so I didn’t know the clergy well. When the
secretary asked me the name of the father; I told her that I couldn’t remember.
After a brief silence, she said, “Ma’am, I’m talking about the name of the baby’s father.”😳😳

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together … and blow.”

Answer: To Have and Have Not!
This quote happened when Bacall’s character was trying to convince Bogart’s character to take some money, she had offered him. It was a very sexy scene. She kissed him and left his room with the money – after she said the quote. Even decades later and hundreds of movies released afterward there have been very few scenes that compare to the iconic moment the two actors created in that scene with their repartee. Perhaps unbelievably, “To Have and Have Not” was Lauren Bacall’s first movie. She was only 19 when the movie was filmed. The onscreen chemistry between Bacall and Bogart was evident and their off-screen love story was remembered for many years. It has been written that, to commemorate this scene, Bogart gave Bacall a charm bracelet with a small gold whistle (charm) attached. The charm was inscribed: “If you want anything just whistle”. It has also been written that Bacall included the charm with Bogart’s ashes when he was interred.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
I am a chemical symbol for an element.
This element was discovered in 1824.
I am a Spanish word without the accent.
Reverse me so I become a form of a common verb.

What symbol am I?

Answer: Si. (silicon)
Silicon was discovered in 1824.
“Si” with an accent means “yes” in Spanish.
Reverse it to become “is”, which is a form of the verb “be”.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
Listed below are clues that refer to 2 different words. The sound of these words, put together, make a different compound word. Also, just to make things even trickier, when you figure out the words, you might need to switch them around to find the compound word.

Ex. A piece of bread used for making some sandwiches shaped as the fifth letter of the alphabet. (Bun + E = Bunny)

Can you figure out all the compound words?

  1. A relation’s short sleep.
  2. The talker was the opposite of quiet.
  3. A cube-shaped vehicle.
  4. Spade’s situation.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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