Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 2, 2022

Oxymorons
Contrary to what you might think, this is not a list of less than intelligent oxes. This is a list
of rhetorical figures in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined.

Jumbo shrimp
Guest host
Mutually exclusive
First-strike defense
Department of Interior (responsible for everything outside…)
Pretty ugly
A little big
Recently new
Severely killed
Union workers
Good grief
Friendly competitor
Honest Lawyer
Committed schedule
Clean hack
Violent Agreement
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Thank God I’m an Atheist
Better than New
One Size Fits All
Tax Return
Constant change
Paperless Office
Rapid Transit
Freezer burn

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!
Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY! people, stay safe, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

You will face many defeats in life, but never
let yourself be defeated. -Maya Angelou

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling,
but in rising every time we fall. -Nelson Mandela

In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count.
It’s the life in your years. -Abraham Lincoln

Never let the fear of striking out keep you from
playing the game. -Babe Ruth

Life is either a daring adventure
or nothing at all. -Helen Keller

Many of life’s failures are people who did not
realize how close they were to success when
they gave up. -Thomas A. Edison

You have brains in your head. You have feet in
your shoes. You can steer yourself any
direction you choose. -Dr. Seuss

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so
far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except
for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child.
The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped
the woman deliver the baby. The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while,
the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.
The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby.
“Hit him again,” the 5-year-old said, “he shouldn’t have crawled up there in the first place!” 😳😳

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.

Answer: “A Streetcar Named Desire”
Vivien Leigh’s character, Blanche, had indeed always depended on someone else – the majority of those someone’s being men. Men who were easily influenced by her youthful sex appeal. Once the “bloom was off the rose” life became very different for Blanche; so much so, she needed to live in psychiatric facility – rather than with her sister and brother-in-law. Vivien Leigh won her second Academy Award for her portrayal of Blanche DuBois in “A Streetcar Named Desire” and her delivery of that line often made the “best of best” lists of movie quotes.
Theater and movie critics have drawn parallels in Tennessee Williams’ own family members to the characters seen in the play/movie. Williams was especially close to his sister, Rose, who struggled with mental health troubles for many years. Some of her struggles may have been the inspiration for those experienced by Blanche. Sources cite that Williams used revenue from the tremendous success of this play to fund health care for Rose.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Hello, gorgeous”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Listed below are clues that refer to 2 different words. The sound of these words, put together, make a different compound word. Also, just to make things even trickier, when you figure out the words, you might need to switch them around to find the compound word.

Ex. A piece of bread used for making some sandwiches shaped as the fifth letter of the alphabet. (Bun + E = Bunny)

Can you figure out all the compound words?

A relation’s short sleep.
The talker was the opposite of quiet.
A cube-shaped vehicle.
Spade’s situation.

Answer: 1. Napkin (nap + kin)

Loudspeaker (loud + speaker)
Boxcar (box + car)
Suitcase (suit + case)

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