WELCOME to THURSDAY NOVEMBER 3, 2022
Here’s The Story…..
A fifth generation farmer has determined that his son will be the first in their family to go to
college. So he and the wife save every penny for years and when the big day comes for junior
to leave for school, the old man is the proudest he’s ever been. After the first semester junior
comes home for Christmas break and the old man sits him down for a talk. “Well, boy, you been
at school for three months now, I want you to tell me some of that fancy book learnin’.”
So junior says, “My favorite class is math, pa. Just last week we learned a new formula…Pi r squared.”
At hearing this the old man screws up his eyes and smacks his forehead, “Dog gone-it! I spent all
that money on schooling and all you can tell me is Pi r squared? Why everybody knows pie are
round… CORNBREAD are squared!” That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!
Have a GREAT THURSDAY! people, stay safe, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A London architect has come up with a concept for a floating hotel that
is self-sustaining and could potentially move around the world. Great job,
architect. You just invented the cruise ship.” -Seth Meyers
“A new study shows that elected leaders don’t live as long as their defeated
opponents. So if there’s a candidate you really don’t like, vote for them.” -Stephen Colbert
“Researchers at the Center for Tobacco Control at Scotland University are working
on an invention: Talking packs of cigarettes that warn smokers about the side effects
of tobacco. I don’t know; that actually might make me START smoking.” -Jimmy Kimmel
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours.
If it doesn’t come back, it was never yours to begin with.
But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food,
uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn’t appear to realize that
you had set it free….you either married it or gave birth to it. 😳
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
Answer: “Funny Girl” (1968)
It was Barbra Streisand and the line, “Hello, gorgeous” was the first spoken by Streisand in the film. Barbra Streisand starred in “Funny Girl” along with Omar Sharif. It was rumored those two engaged in a love affair throughout the production of the film, thus, their on-screen “chemistry” required very little “acting”. Since the movie’s 1968 release that unforgettable line has found its way into many aspects of the entertainment industry. For example, a book that was released in 2020, that bills itself as “Empowering Wisdom from Bold Women …” is titled, “Hello Gorgeous”. Streisand won the Academy Award for Best Actress for her work in “Funny Girl”. When she accepted the award she looked directly at the Oscar (statuette) and said, “Hello, gorgeous”. What else could she have said?
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Love means never having to say you’re sorry.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Answer: Room for one more
Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
What does this rebus represent?
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