Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 9, 2022

Here’s The Story…..
One day an English Lady was looking for a room in Switzerland. She asked the local schoolmaster if he could recommend anything she might like. She finally decided on a quaint little apartment and returned to the Hotel at which she had been staying. When she got back she suddenly remembered she had not seen a Water Closet (commonly known in America as a bathroom). She immediately wrote back to the schoolmaster asking him if the apartment had a W.C. The schoolmaster upon receiving the letter did not understand the meaning of the abbreviation, W.C. He took it to the local priest to see if he knew the meaning, and they finally decided it must stand for Wayside Chapel. This is how the schoolmaster answered the letter.

Dear Madam:

I am happy to inform you that we do have a W.C. It is located nine miles from the house in a beautiful garden surrounded by a grove of pine trees. It seats 300 people, and is open Monday, Wednesdays and Sundays, which is not real handy if you are in the habit of going regularly.

My dearest ladyship, I suggest you go on Wednesdays for there is an organ accompaniment and even the most delicate sound is audible. The W.C. is very busy during the summer months, so I suggest you go early and get a seat even though there is plenty of standing room. Some families come with packed lunches and make a day of it.

I am proud to say my daughter was married in the W.C. It was there she met her husband for the first time. I remember the rush for seats that day. There were ten people in the seat I usually occupy, and it was very uncomfortable. We have been planning a bazaar, and the proceeds are to go toward the purchase of plush seats, even though they are not needed. We recently had a bell erected on our W.C. which rings every time someone enters. My wife is a very delicate woman and cannot get to the W. C. very often. It has been six months since she last went, and it hurts her very much to go.

Well, I must say good-bye for now, and if you are still interested, I shall be happy to save you a seat next to mine.

Sincerely,
The Schoolmaster

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY! people, stay safe, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Don’t despair: despair suggests you are in total control and know what
is coming. You don’t – surrender to events with hope.” – Alain de Botton

“It is our attitude toward events, not events themselves, which we can control.
Nothing is by its own nature calamitous – even death is
terrible only if we fear it.” – Epictetus

“Someone I once loved gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years
to understand that this, too, was a gift.” – Mary Oliver

“Courage isn’t having the strength to go on, it is going on when
you don’t have the strength.” – Napoleon Bonaparte

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Due to a job transfer, Brian moved from his hometown to New York City.
Being that he had a very comprehensive health history, he brought along
all of his medical paperwork, when it came time for his first check up with
his new Doctor. After browsing through the extensive medical history, the
Doctor stared at Brian for a few moments and said, ” Well there’s one thing
I can say for certain, you sure look better in person than you do on paper!”😳

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“You had me at ‘hello'”

Answer: Jerry Maguire!
Renée Zellweger’s character, Dorothy, said, “You had me at ‘hello'”, to Tom Cruise’s character, Jerry, after he had interrupted a “gal-pal party” at her house. They had separated (from their marriage) and Jerry walked in and said “Hello” followed by a long, long list of reasons why they should reconcile. Her response conveyed her feelings. The film was a box office success and was well received by movie critics, too. It was nominated for five Academy Awards; Cuba Gooding, Jr. won the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor. In addition to “You had me at ‘hello'”, fans of the movie often quote: “Show me the money”, “You complete me”, “Help me, help you” and “Just another shark in a suit”.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
You are given five words and five definitions. Each of the words can be anagrammed into a two word phrase that fits one of the definitions. Your task is to assign each definition to its corresponding word. Example – cobalt: to hit a feline in a high arc (cat lob).

Words: atmosphere, dimension, equivalent, imperative, networks

Definitions:
a silent belly button
cross-country skiing
Dracula’s neckwear
those who detest rhyming verse
voice in the head

Answer: atmosphere: those who detest rhyming verse (poem haters)
dimension: voice in the head (mind noise)
equivalent: a silent belly button (quiet navel)
imperative: Dracula’s neckwear (vampire tie)
networks: cross-country skiing (snow trek)

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
My first may be a group eager to get inside
My second is prized for what grows on its hide
My third, in the skull does reside
My fourth goes up and down with the tide
My fifth has water on every side

What word am I?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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