Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to THURSDAY NOVEMBER 10, 2022

Here’s The Story…..
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane,
he felt the seats and said, “Wow, these seats are big!” The person next to him answered,
“Everything is big in Texas.” When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a restaurant.
Upon arriving…., he ordered a drink and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed,
“Wow these mugs are big!” The bartender replied, “Everything is big in Texas.”
After a couple of drinks, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located.
The bartender replied, “Second door to the right.” The blind man headed for the bathroom,
but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door,
which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, “Don’t flush, don’t flush!” 😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY! people, stay safe, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“The American Academy of Pediatrics has suggested that people under the
age of 18 should be banned from tanning salons. Parents that take their kids
to tanning salons should be banned from parenting.” -Jimmy Fallon

“There is a new bike lock that prevents theft by releasing a gas that makes a
robber throw up if they cut the lock. So, the good news is: Your bike wasn’t
stolen. The bad news: It’s covered in vomit.” -Conan O’Brien

“A school in California is testing a new program that forgoes traditional teachers
and has students teach and grade each other’s classwork. So good luck to the
students at ‘Straight A’s Academy!'” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My sister, went to the department store to check out the bridal registry of our
niece whose wedding was coming up soon. When my sister returned from the
store, she tossed the gift list on a table and declared, “I think she’s too young to get married.”
“Why do you say that?” I asked.
“Because,” she said, “they’ve registered for Nintendo games.” 😳😳

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.”

Answer: “The Devil Wears Prada”
“The Devil Wears Prada” was billed as a comedy-drama about the fashion industry with the Merle Streep portraying magazine editor, Miranda Priestly, and Anne Hathaway as her not-so-capable, aspiring journalist, co-assistant, Andy Sachs. Both Streep and Hathaway, along with Emily Blunt, were praised for their performances. The film did very well at the box office and grossed almost ten times its budget. Surprisingly, since the use of designer clothes and accessories shown in the film was said to have made it one of the most expensive costumed movies in film history. One source cited Patricia Field, who served as film stylist, as saying, “We must have used at least $1 million worth of clothing.” (As quoted in the “New York Post”.)

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I know how to run without you holding my hand!”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
My first may be a group eager to get inside
My second is prized for what grows on its hide
My third, in the skull does reside
My fourth goes up and down with the tide
My fifth has water on every side

What word am I?

Answer: he word “quick”
The ordinals (i.e. first, second, third, fourth, and fifth) refer to the ordinal positions of the letters of the answer word “quick” (i.e. “q”, “u”, “i”, “c”, and “k” respectively). These letters have the same sound as the words described by each clue, as follows:
Line 1: first letter – q/queue – A “group” of people may form a queue (lineup) “to get inside” somewhere (e.g. a store).
Line 2: second letter – u/ewe – A ewe (female sheep) “is prized for” its wool.
Line 3: third letter – i/eye – An eye “does reside” “in the skull”.
Line 4: fourth letter – c/sea – The sea “goes up and down with the tide”.
Line 5: fifth letter – k/cay – A cay is an island, and therefore “has water on every side”.

Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
A man pushes his car to a hotel, pays the owner of the hotel and pushes his car away.

What was he doing?

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