WELCOME to FRIDAY NOVEMBER 11, 2022
Here’s The Story…..
For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers were
facing away from each other. A few minutes into the class, she got up to leave the room. I reached
between our computers and switched the inputs for the keyboards.
She came back and started typing and immediately got a distressed look on her face.
She called the teacher over and explained that no matter what she typed, nothing would happen.
The teacher tried everything. By this time I was hiding behind my monitor and quaking red- faced.
I started to type, “Leave me alone!”
The kid got real upset. “I didn’t do anything to it, I swear!” It was all I could do to keep from laughing
out loud. The conversation between them and HAL 2000 went on for an amazing five minutes.
Me: “Don’t touch me!”
Her: “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to hit your keys that hard.”
Me: “Who do you think you are anyway?!” Etc. Finally, I couldn’t contain myself any longer and fell out of my chair laughing.
After they had realized what I had done, they both turned beet red.
Funny, I never got more than a C- in that class. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!
Have a GREAT WEEKEND! people, stay safe, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
Keep smiling, because life is a beautiful thing
and there’s so much to smile about. -Marilyn Monroe
Life is a long lesson in
humility. -James M. Barrie
In three words I can sum up everything I’ve
learned about life: it goes on. -Robert Frost
Love the life you live. Live
the life you love. -Bob Marley
Life is either a daring adventure
or nothing at all. -Helen Keller
You have brains in your head. You have feet in
your shoes. You can steer yourself any
direction you choose. -Dr. Seuss
Life is made of ever so many partings
welded together. -Charles Dickens
Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life.
Don’t be trapped by dogma — which is living with the results
of other people’s thinking. -Steve Jobs
Life is trying things to see if
they work. -Ray Bradbury
Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize
how close they were to success when
they gave up. -Thomas A. Edison
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
After years of wondering why he didn’t look like his younger sister or brother,
a young man finally got up the nerve to ask his mother if he was adopted.
“Yes, you were son,” his mother said as she started to cry softly.
“but it didn’t work out and they brought you back.” 😳😳
Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I know how to run without you holding my hand!”
Answer: “Star Wars: The Force Awakens”
The “Star Wars” film series had no shortage of strong and capable female characters. The 2015 film, “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” introduced fans to Rey, who trained to be a Jedi with Luke Skywalker and Leia Organa. Using the quote mentioned in the question Rey – played by Daisy Ridley – lets former stormtrooper, Finn, know that his intention of (too often) lending her a hand would be unnecessary.
In this film Finn was portrayed by British actor John Boyega. Daisy Ridley would reprise the role of Rey in two more segments of the “Star Wars” series – “The Last Jedi” (2017) and “The Rise of Skywalker” (2019). Between those two films fans of Ridley could see her as she played the title character of the romantic drama, “Ophelia”, that was released in 2018.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“You wouldn’t kill me… you’d miss me.”
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
A man pushes his car to a hotel, pays the owner of the hotel and pushes his car away.
What was he doing?
Answer: Playing a game of Monopoly.
Friday’s Quizzler is…….
Waldo was wandering the city of San Francisco. It was a sunny September day, and the city was overflowing with tourists and locals out walking with their dogs, many wearing red.
Suddenly, a child touched Waldo’s head. Seconds later, Waldo found himself in the Sahara Desert, and again a child touched his head. What was happening?
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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