Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 16, 2022

Ben Franklin’s virtues

Temperance: Eat not to dullness; drink not to elevation

Silence:    Speak not but what may benefit others or yourself; avoid trifling conversations

Order:      Let all your things have their places; let each part of your business have its time

Resolution: Resolve to perform what you ought; perform without fail what you resolve

Frugality:  Make no expense but to do good to others or yourself; that is, waste nothing

Industry:   Lose not time; be always employed in something useful; cut off all unnecessary actions

Sincerity:  Use no hurtful deceit; think innocently and justly; speak accordingly

Justice:    Wrong none by doing injuries or omitting the benefits that are your duty

Moderation: Avoid extremes; forbear resenting injuries so much as you think you deserve

Cleanliness: Tolerate no uncleanliness in body, clothes or habitation

Tranquility:  Be not disturbed at trifles or accidents common or unavoidable

Chastity:   Rarely use venery but for health or offspring; never to dullness, weakness,
or the injury of your own or another’s peace or reputation

Humility:   Imitate Jesus and Socrates

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY! people, stay safe, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Everything negative – pressure, challenges – is all
an opportunity for me to rise.” — Kobe Bryant

“I like criticism. It makes you
strong.” — LeBron James

“You never really learn much from
hearing yourself speak.” ― George Clooney

“Life imposes things on you that you can’t control,
but you still have the choice of how you’re going
to live through this.” — Celine Dion

“Life is never easy. There is work to be done and
obligations to be met – obligations to truth, to justice,
and to liberty.” — John F. Kennedy

“Live for each second without
hesitation.” — Elton John

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana. The fire department from
the nearby town was called to put the fire out. The fire proved to be more than the small town
fire department could handle, so someone suggested that a rural volunteer fire department be called.
The volunteer fire department arrived in a dilapidated old fire truck. They drove straight into the
center of the fire, and the volunteer firemen jumped off the truck, frantically spraying water in all directions…
Soon they had snuffed out the center of the fire, dividing the flames into two easily controllable parts.
The farmer was so impressed with the volunteer fire department’s work and so grateful that his farm
and crops had been spared, that he presented the volunteer fire department with a check for $1,000.
A local news reporter asked the volunteer fire captain what the department planned to do with the funds.
“That should be obvious,” he replied, “we’re gonna get the brakes fixed on that stupid fire truck.” 😳😳😳

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“How do you like ya ribs?”

Answer: Action Jackson!
Peter Dellaplane (Craig T. Nelson) is looking to take over the auto union and is using a gang to leave a trail of dead union officials in their wake. They set up a trap to kill “Action” Jackson (Carl Weathers) but, with the help of an ally, he turns the tables on them, pulls out a grenade launcher and starts his own barbeque. “Action Jackson” (1988) was directed by Craig R. Baxley and also starred Sharon Stone and Vanity.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“You’re the disease… and I’m the cure.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
And now for more mystery quotes in the style of the Vowel-less knights…

  1. dn’t knw wh m grndfthr ws; m mch mr cncrnd t knw wht hs grndsn wll b.
  2. t’s rnng cts nd dgs t thr!
  3. ‘ll gt thrgh, cm hll r hgh wtr.

Answer: 1. I don’t know who my grandfather was; I am much more concerned to know what his grandson will be.
Bonus: Abraham Lincoln

  1. It’s raining cats and dogs out there!
    Bonus: Because a very heavy rain on an uninsulated roof sounds like heavy objects are hitting it.
  2. I’ll get through, come hell or high water.
    Bonus: Cattle ranchers, driving herds to market.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
A common three-letter word can be added in the spaces below to create four
common English words. What is the three letter word?

C _ _ _ ED
T _ _ _ SIT
ST _ _ _ D
F _ _ _ TIC

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