WELCOME to THURSDAY NOVEMBER 17, 2022
Here’s the Story…..
A fellow is getting ready to tee-off on the first hole when a second fellow approaches and
asks if he can join him. The first says that he usually plays alone but agrees to let the second guy join him.
Both are even after the first couple of holes. The second guy says, “Say, we’re about evenly matched,
how about we play for five bucks a hole?”
The first fellow says that he usually plays alone and doesn’t like to bet but agrees to the terms. Well,
the second guy wins the rest of the holes and as they’re walking off of the eighteenth hole, and while
counting his $80.00, he confesses that he’s the pro at a neighboring course and likes to pick on suckers.
The first fellow reveals that he’s the Parish Priest at the local Catholic Church to which the second fellow
gets all flustered and apologetic and offers to give the Priest back his money.
The Priest says, “No, no. You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings.”
The pro says, “Well, is there anything I can do to make it up to you?”
The Priest says, “Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation. Then, if you bring your
mother and father by after Mass, I’ll marry them for you.” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY! people, stay safe, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A new survey found that 46 percent of doctors have used Google or Yahoo
to diagnose their patients’ symptoms. Yeah, last time I got sick, my doctor
was like, ‘I’m sorry to tell you this, but you have
‘Server Not Responding.'” -Jimmy Fallon
“A recent report shows that pot smokers get into fewer car crashers than drunk
people. Then again, it’s easier to see what is coming when you’re driving
at 11 miles an hour.” -Conan O’Brien
“The U.S. Postal Service announced yesterday they are expecting this year’s
holiday season to be their busiest ever and also their slowest ever. That’s
probably the only business in America that complains
about being busy.” -Jimmy Kimmel
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A young man had just graduated from Harvard and was so excited just thinking about his future.
He gets into a taxi and the driver says, “How are you this fine day?”
“I’m the Class of 2012, just graduated from Harvard and I just can’t wait to go out
there and see what the world has in store for me.” “Congratulations,” said the driver reaching
back to shake the young man’s hand. “I’m Mitch. Harvard Class of ’79.” 😳😳😳
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“You’re the disease… and I’m the cure.”
Sylvester Stallone’s lines are the cinematic equivalent of a Big Mac… served with extra cheese. In this 1986 cult action film “Cobra” he is part of an elite team within the Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) called the Zombie Squad. The above appears in the opening scene and it is here that Cobra (Stallone) first hears of a white supremacist group called the New World who will become his antagonists in this film. Back to the supermarket gunmen… Cobra is called in to negotiate with him. First he goads him by calling him a psycho, then he hurls a knife into his stomach and, as Cobra pumps several bullets into him, the criminal shouts, “I’m no psycho, I’m a hero of the New World.”
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I don’t want to kill you and you don’t want to be dead.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
A common three-letter word can be added in the spaces below to create four
common English words. What is the three letter word?
C _ _ _ ED
T _ _ _ SIT
ST _ _ _ D
F _ _ _ TIC
Answer: The three-letter word is “RAN”, which yields:
Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
Against your royalty I attack,
Going black to white and white to black
And one by two or two by one,
Until I’m caught or the war is done.
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