Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


Here’s The Story…..
I have been working on my PhD in engineering for the past five years, but my kids don’t
necessarily see that as work. As we were driving past Walmart one day, my son spotted a
Now Hiring sign and suggested that I could get a job there.
Hoping to make a point, I asked, “Do you think they’re looking for an engineer?”
“Oh, sure,” he said. “They’ll hire anybody.” 😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY! people, stay safe, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

Blood is thicker than water. But maple syrup is thicker than blood.
So logically, pancakes are more important than family.

Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a
Tupperware lid that doesn’t fit any of your containers.

Back in my day, we had to agree when and where to meet and if someone
didn’t show up you couldn’t call or text them, you just had to assume they had died.

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The black lacquer stand holding his prized samurai swords was dusty, so my husband
left our cleaning lady a note reading, “Check out my swords.”
That evening, he found the stand just as dirty as before but with this added his note: ‘Nice swords.’😳

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.”

Answer: Dead Poets Society!
The teacher John Keating inspires his class through the medium of poetry. The quote comes when his class are standing looking at photographs of previous students who are now “fertilizing daffodils” (to use his words).

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Do I look like I give a damn?”

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
If O2 is O=O.
H2O is H-O-H,
and CO2 is O=C=O,
then what might this represent?


Answer: “Bond, James Bond.”
In chemistry, particularly organic chemistry, molecules are drawn using – and = to represent covalent bonds between the atoms making a molecule. (There are triple bonds too, but I can’t represent those using the basic character set). A covalent bond has both atoms sharing an electron pair, or sharing two electron pairs in a double bond. In the initial examples, there are representations of oxygen, water and carbon dioxide molecules. The advantage in organic chemistry, for these representations, is that larger and larger molecules could have the same atoms but in different configurations, (such as ketones and aldehydes, for example). The title is a quote from Bond in Dr No, referring to the age of the champagne bottle he was defending himself with. The hint is simply a reference to Bond’s boss, M, and the research and development man, Q.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
I’m sometimes white but always wrong.
I can break a heart and hurt the strong.
I can build love and tear it down.
I can make a smile but more often a frown.
What Am I???

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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