Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to MONDAY DECEMBER 12, 2022

Here’s The Story……
I was in a couple’s home trying to fix their Internet connection. The husband called out to
his wife in the other room for the computer password. “Start with a capital S, then 123,” she shouted back.
We tried S123 several times, but it didn’t work. So we called the wife in. As she input the password,
she muttered, “I really don’t know what’s so difficult about typing ‘Start123.'”😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY! people, stay safe, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Experts are warning holiday shoppers to check the spelling of websites because
there are lookalike sites that try to scam you with a slight misspelling of a store’s
name. Yep, they said if you want more info on this, just look it up on Goggle.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Washington, D.C., 7-Eleven stores have begun selling Dorito-coated cheese sticks.
Because when 7-Eleven drops food on the floor, they don’t give up.” -Seth Meyers

“Today, the stock market hit an all-time high. Which is great news, because if there’s
one thing we’ve learned over the past decade it’s that if Wall Street executives are
doing well, regular Americans are doing well. ” -James Corden

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My sister didn’t do as well on her driver’s ed test as she’d hoped. It might have
had something to do with how she completed this sentence:
“When the _ is dead, the car won’t start.”
She wrote: “Driver.” 😳😳😳

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Hope. It is the only thing stronger than fear. A little hope is effective. A lot of
hope is dangerous. A spark is fine, as long as it’s contained.”

Answer: The Hunger Games!
“The Hunger Games” was based on the first book of a trilogy by Suzanne Collins. President Snow was a ruthless man and used the Hunger Games as a form of social control over the satellite districts. He was known for wearing a genetically-modified white rose. He also uses it as a symbol of his presence to Katniss Everdeen, the heroine. Flowers make a few appearances in the books and film. Katniss is the common name of an aquatic plant of the Sagittaria genus. Sagittaria comes from the Latin for armed with bow and arrows, which is appropriate considering her prowess with the weapon.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“My precious”

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
Each group of three definitions describes three words that are spelled the same, except
for one letter (each group describes a different set of words). Example: king, ring, wing.

1a) to wriggle
1b) a member of the British gentry
1c) a small forcible stream of liquid

2a) this color is a blend of red and yellow darkened by black
2b) the top of the head
2c) to cover with water

3a) more recent
3b) rubbish
3c) a written communication

4a) very common color
4b) a high-pitched plaintive cry
4c) although

Answer: 1) squirm, squire, squirt
2) brown, crown, drown
3) latter, litter, letter
4) white, whine, while

Monday’s Quizzler is…….
Though my gray beginnings are not so pretty,
I grow quite well into my beauty.
Alabaster white or black as night,
My grace is known world wide.
I may make my home in the chilly Arctic,
I’m also known well down under,
From North America to South America I may be known to trumpet.
As a female I may Pen my name,
While the males may prefer to pick at a Cob.
But near or far my beauty is known by lore and by myth.
WHAT AM I?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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