Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


Here’s The Story……
After finishing an out-of-town errand, I discovered that my car wouldn’t start because it was out
of gas. A passer-by told me there was a service station a half-mile away, so I took a gas can from
the trunk and trudged the distance in the sweltering sun. The attendant filled my two-gallon can,
and I lugged it back and poured the gas into the tank. But when I tried to unlock the car door, it
wouldn’t open. Just then, I noticed an identical old car parked a short distance away. That was my
car; I had filled a stranger’s gas tank. Wearily I walked back to the station. “You know,” the attendant
suggested helpfully, “instead of walking back and forth to fill the tank from the can, you could put a
couple of gallons in the tank and then drive the car here.” 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY! people, stay safe, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

One of the first things you learn on your honeymoon is, when you’re carrying
your bride over the threshold, always go in sideways — unless of course
two broken ankles and a concussion turn you on.

The government will be requiring new food labels that are more specific. Products
will now be labeled, no fat, low fat, reduced fat and fat, but great personality.

“I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot
of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for
the paper I wrote it down on.” -Beryl Pfizer, American journalist

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
While I was dining in the restaurant of a large hotel, I heard a loud crash. A waitress
had dropped a whole tray of coffee cups, plates, and dishes. Being only a couple tables
away from her, I felt a stinging pain in my hand where I was cut from the shattered
debris. I was immediately escorted to the hotel doctor.
“What happened?” he asked.
I said, “I was attacked by a flying saucer.” 😳😳

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“My precious”

Answer: The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers!
Peter Jackson made six fantasy films covering the world of Middle-earth as described by JRR Tolkien in his books ‘The Hobbit’ and ‘The Lord of the Rings’. The future of this civilisation revolves around a magical ring known as the ‘One Ring’. The hobbit Gollum, who possessed it for many years, repeatedly refers to it as ‘My precious’ or ‘precious’.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“My mama always said, ‘Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.'”

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Though my gray beginnings are not so pretty,
I grow quite well into my beauty.
Alabaster white or black as night,
My grace is known world wide.
I may make my home in the chilly Arctic,
I’m also known well down under,
From North America to South America I may be known to trumpet.
As a female I may Pen my name,
While the males may prefer to pick at a Cob.
But near or far my beauty is known by lore and by myth.

Answer: A swan.
A female swan is a pen and a male swan is a cob.


Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
When you behead a word, you remove the first letter and still have a valid word. You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Sour, acidic
Answer: The words are Start and Tart.

  1. Delayed -> Delighted
  2. Dresses -> Possesses
  3. Duplicate -> Solitary
  4. Contemplated -> Employed
  5. Useless -> Useful
  6. Falling behind -> Feature to prevent falling
  7. Holds waste water -> Holds drinking water
  8. Poke with a stick -> A pole or stick

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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