Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


Here’s The Story……
Jack strode into ‘John’s Stable’ looking to buy a horse. “Listen here” said John, “I’ve got just the
horse your looking for, the only thing is, he was trained by an interesting fellow. He doesn’t go
and stop the usual way. The way to get him to stop is to scream heyhey the way to get him to
go is to scream Thank God. Jim nodded his head, “fine with me, can I take him for a test run?”
Jim was having the time of his life this horse sure could run he thought to himself. Jim was speeding
down the dirt road when he suddenly saw a cliff up ahead “stop!” screamed Jim, but the horse kept
on going. No matter how much he tried he could not remember the words to get it to stop. “yoyo”
screamed Jim but the horse just kept on speeding ahead. It was 5 feet from the cliff when Jim suddenly
remembered “heyhey!” Jim screamed. The horse skidded to a halt just 1 inch from the cliff. Jim could
not believe his good fortune, he looked up to the sky, raised his hands in the air, breathed a deep
sigh of relief and said with conviction “Thank God.” 😳😳😳

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY! people, stay safe, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“You can do anything, but not
everything.” –Anonymous

“Innovation distinguishes between
a leader and a follower.” –Steve Jobs

“There are two types of people who will tell you that
you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are
afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.”
–Ray Goforth

“Thinking should become your capital asset, no matter
whatever ups and downs you come across in your life.”
–A.P.J. Abdul Kalam

“I find that the harder I work, the more
luck I seem to have.” –Thomas Jefferson

“The starting point of all
achievement is desire.” –Napoleon Hill

“Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated
day-in and day-out.” –Robert Collier

“If you want to achieve excellence, you can get there
today. As of this second, quit doing less-than-excellent
work.” –Thomas J. Watson

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
“Help!” screamed the hunter into his cell phone “I was trying to shoot a deer and
by mistake I killed my partner.” “OK” said the ranger into the phone “try to calm
yourself down. First I would like you to make sure he’s dead.” “Ok” said the hunter
“hold on one second.”
Suddenly BOOM, than the hunter came back on, “yeah he’s dead.” 😳😳😳

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“My mama always said, ‘Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.'”

Answer: Forrest Gump!
The film is based on a book of the same name by Winston Groom. It features a simple but good-hearted character and his story in the latter half of the 20th century. Tom Hanks’ performance as Forrest Gump won him an Oscar, one of six won by the film. Hanks appeared in all the films listed.

Wedneday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
When you behead a word, you remove the first letter and still have a valid word.
You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Sour, acidic
Answer: The words are Start and Tart.

  1. Delayed -> Delighted
  2. Dresses -> Possesses
  3. Duplicate -> Solitary
  4. Contemplated -> Employed
  5. Useless -> Useful
  6. Falling behind -> Feature to prevent falling
  7. Holds waste water -> Holds drinking water
  8. Poke with a stick -> A pole or stick


  1. Belated -> Elated
  2. Gowns -> Owns
  3. Clone -> Lone
  4. Mused -> Used
  5. Futile -> Utile
  6. Trailing -> Railing
  7. Sewer -> Ewer
  8. Prod -> Rod

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
What is represented with this rebus?


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