WELCOME to THURSDAY DECEMBER 15, 2022
Here’s The Story……
Part of my job as a 911 dispatcher is to interrogate callers who are in various states
of panic so I can send the appropriate emergency equipment. One day a woman called
to say that a family member had fallen and needed to go to a hospital. After finding out
where she lived and assuring her that the paramedics would arrive shortly, I asked her,
“Do you know what caused the fall?”
“No,” the woman nervously replied. “What?” 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY! people, stay safe, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“I read about a woman from California who is driving by herself across the
country to visit every single Costco in the U.S. So far, she’s traveled 2,000 miles
- and that was just walking through one Costco.” -Jimmy Fallon
“Pope Francis has warned the media to stop spreading false information. Or
as the media reported it, ‘World’s Top Rabbi Says ‘Keep Up the Good Work!'” -Conan O’Brien
“Today in 1884, the Washington Monument was completed, and if George Washington
were here today to see it he would probably say, ‘That looks nothing like me.'” -Seth Meyers
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
While doing a crossword puzzle, I asked for my husband’s help.
“The word is eight letters long and starts with ‘m’, and the clue is ‘tiresome sameness.'”
“Monogamy,” he answered. 😳😳😳
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.”
Answer: The Karate Kid!
The scene opens with Mr Miyagi attempting to catch a fly with chopsticks. Daniel, his trainee, asks if he can try and when he succeeds, Mr Miyagi gets up in apparent disgust and puts it down to beginner’s luck. As for the photo, ‘karate’ can be translated as ’empty hand’ from Japanese.
Thurday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
What is represented with this rebus?
Answer: More often than not!
Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
You mix and disrupt me,
But it makes me stronger.
You just ignore me,
But I get harder the longer.
To cap it off,
It’s surprising to see,
You end up walking
All over me.
What am I?
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