Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


Here’s The Story……
A fellow’s wife went missing and being that everyone knew that he and his wife were
in a big fight he was accused of murdering her and disposing of the body. When witness
after witness came to the stand testifying to all sorts of horrible threats that the accused
threatened his wife and things were looking quite dim for the accused the man’s lawyer
got up to the stand. “Ladies and Gentleman of the jury I have something quite exciting to
tell you, if you would all please direct your attention towards the door behind me on my
left you will see the supposedly dead women walk in on her own two feet.” There was a
loud murmuring in the courtroom as all eyes turned towards the door. “Ladies and Gentleman”
said the lawyer after a few seconds of anxious waiting, “To be honest with you, Nobody is going
to be walking through the door, however from the fact that your eyes all turned towards the door
it is quite obvious that you are not sure beyond the shadow of a doubt about my client’s guilt.”
To the lawyer’s great surprise, the jury decided that the man was guilty. “But how could you say
that he is guilty? Didn’t I prove it to you?” Questioned the lawyer. “It is true that we all turned
towards the door,” one old lady explained, “but there was person who didn’t.” “Whose that?”
Questioned the indignant lawyer. “Your client.” Came the reply. 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND! people, stay safe, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“All progress takes place outside
the comfort zone.” –Michael John Bobak

“You may only succeed if you desire succeeding; you
may only fail if you do not mind failing.” –Philippos

“Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear–not
absence of fear.” –Mark Twain

“Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to
die having left undone.” –Pablo Picasso

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well,
neither does bathing–that’s why we recommend it daily.”
–Zig Ziglar

“We become what we think about most of the time,
and that’s the strangest secret.” –Earl Nightingale

“The only place where success comes before
work is in the dictionary.” –Vidal Sassoon

“Too many of us are not living our dreams
because we are living our fears.” –Les Brown

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Two guys were playing golf, one of them was about to swing the golf club
when he noticed a funeral procession going by on the street. The man stopped
in mid-swing and closed his eyes and said a short prayer. The other man truly
inspired, remarked, clearing his throat, “wow that was one of the most beautiful
things I have ever seen.” “Well”, the other man said “I was married to her for 35 years.”😳😳😳

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.”

Answer: The Silence of the Lambs!
Anthony Hopkins played the psychologist and serial killer Hannibal Lecter opposite Jodie Foster’s Clarice Starling, an FBI trainee, in the 1991 film. All films listed are part of the Hannibal Lecter franchise with Hopkins appearing as Lecter in all of the films listed except “Manhunt” (1986). “Red Dragon” (2002) is a remake of “Manhunt”. All films were based on books by Thomas Harris.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“You had an affair with a girl who threatened to kill herself, and now there is a presence in our house.”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
You mix and disrupt me,
But it makes me stronger.
You just ignore me,
But I get harder the longer.
To cap it off,
It’s surprising to see,
You end up walking
All over me.
What am I?

Answer: Don’t worry too much
Or my feelings lament
For in fact what I am,
Is simply cement.

Friday’s Quizzler is…….
Can you figure out what words are represented by the following?

  1. Iron + M + Iodine + Nickel + Neon
  2. M + Arsenic + Copper + Lithium + Neon
  3. Iron + M + Aluminum + E
  4. Tungsten + Oxygen + M + A + Nitrogen
  5. Germanium + Nitrogen + Thallium + E + M + A + Nitrogen
  6. Lanthanum + Dysprosium

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at,


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