WELCOME to MONDAY DECEMBER 26, 2022

Stop redundancy……
The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has
decided not to meet until they have their first meeting and thus will not be meeting until the first time.
Their Pre-meeting Statement wanted to make this clear before they had their first meeting, so that it would not be unor confusing.
So their first meeting will actually be their first meeting and they will not have a meeting before the first meeting.
This should avoid having people show up for their first meeting before it is held, since to do so would be
confusing to those who did so and this is what they want to avoid by reducing the confusion and lessening the repetition.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Don’t let the fear of losing be greater than the
excitement of winning.” –Robert Kiyosaki

“If you want to make a permanent change, stop
focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing
on the size of you!” –T. Harv Eker

“You can’t connect the dots looking forward; you can
only connect them looking backwards. So you have to
trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future.
You have to trust in something–your gut, destiny, life,
karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down,
and it has made all the difference in my life.” –Steve Jobs

“Two roads diverged in a wood and I took the one
less traveled by, and that made all the difference.” –Robert
Frost

“The number one reason people fail in life is because
they listen to their friends, family, and neighbors.”
–Napoleon Hill

“The reason most people never reach their goals is that
they don’t define them, or ever seriously consider them as
believable or achievable. Winners can tell you where they
are going, what they plan to do along the way, and who
will be sharing the adventure with them.” –Denis Waitley

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A visitor to a certain college paused to admire the new Hemingway Hall that had been built on campus.
“It’s a pleasure to see a building named for Ernest Hemingway,” he said.
“Actually,” said his guide, “it’s named for Joshua Hemingway. No relation.”
The visitor was astonished. “Was Joshua Hemingway a writer, also?”
“Yes, indeed,” said his guide. “He wrote a check.” 😳😳😳

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I didn’t kill my wife.”
“I don’t care.”

Answer: The Fugitive!
Wrongly convicted of murdering his wife, Dr. Kimble escapes while being transported to prison. He is determined to find the man really responsible for his wife’s death, but is being pursued by an equally determined U.S. Federal Marshal. This exchange takes place just before Kimble jumps off of a dam to avoid being recaptured.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“You’re not the man I knew ten years ago.”
“It’s not the years honey, it’s the mileage.”

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
My father gave me a brain teaser with two groups of words missing. The four words in each group are anagrams of each other. I’ve solved the first group, but I’m stuck on the second group. Can you help?

Last spring, a GANDER and his mate began frequenting the small pond in my backyard. Their diet RANGED from grass in the spring to corn in the fall, so while it wasn’t a problem yet, I feared that my vegetable GARDEN would be in DANGER later that year. I had to relocate them.

This wasn’t one of my 1, but I knew a little about their habitat. My lawn was probably 2 than what they were used to, but it wasn’t a great location. They prefer to nest on an island where they can safely 3 their young. Behind my property was a large pond beside a 4. To make that pond more attractive than mine, I added a floating platform, anchored to the bottom, to serve as an artificial island. When they saw this, they were happy to move.

Answer: 1. fortes

2. softer
3. foster
4. forest

Monday’s Quizzler is…….
4 people went to 4 different places at 4 different times on 4 different days.
People- Harry, Bonnie, John, Irma
Places-Hotel, Barber shop, Mall, Post Office
Times-8:30AM, 12:00PM, 4:30PM, 7:00PM
Days-Sunday, Wednesday, Friday, Tuesday

A woman visited the hotel on a weekday.
The post office was visited in the morning.
Bonnie hates malls and hotels.
The local post office is closed on Tuesdays and Sundays.
Someone went to the mall at noon on Tuesday.
Irma will always be at home at 7:00PM.
Nobody will go somewhere that starts with the first letter of their first name.
John is very busy on weekdays.
Bonnie goes bowling all day on Wednesdays.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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