WELCOME to TUESDAY DECEMBER 27, 2022
Here’s The Story……..
A golfer stood over his tee shot for a long time, looking up, looking down, measuring
the distance and figuring the wind. All this was driving his partner nuts.
Finally his exasperated partner said, “Just hit the stupid ball!”
The guy answered, “My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse so I want to make this a good shot.”
“Forget it,” said the partner, “there’s no way you can hit her from here.” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco da Gama,
Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson, and Francisco Pizarro?
They can never seem to beat the straights of Magellan.
Victor Borge, describing his adventurous boyhood in Denmark: “Once my
father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire. That made my
father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.”
“Oh, so when people call their pets ‘fur babies’ it’s fine, but when I call a kid
a ‘skin dog’ somehow I’m ‘disgusting’ and ‘the worst pediatrician in this hospital’???”
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The teacher heard Little Johnny use some serious language and was shocked. “Johnny,
don’t you ever use language like that again, not near me, not ever. Where on earth did you learn that?”
“I got it from my dad,” replies Johnny.
“Well, your daddy should be ashamed. I hope you don’t know what all that even means?”
“Sure I do,” says Johnny confidently. “It means the car won’t start.” 😳😳😳
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“You’re not the man I knew ten years ago.”
“It’s not the years honey, it’s the mileage.”
Answer: Raiders of the Lost Ark!
In an attempt to find the Lost Ark of the Covenant before the Nazis do, Indiana seeks out an important piece that his old teacher had. However when he gets there he finds that his mentor has died and his daughter, Jones’ old girlfriend, is in possession of the piece. The chemistry between the two of them is probably the best part of the movie.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“If I take my ginkgo, I can still remember where I put the Viagra.”
Monday’s Quizzler is….
4 people went to 4 different places at 4 different times on 4 different days.
People- Harry, Bonnie, John, Irma
Places-Hotel, Barber shop, Mall, Post Office
Times-8:30AM, 12:00PM, 4:30PM, 7:00PM
Days-Sunday, Wednesday, Friday, Tuesday
A woman visited the hotel on a weekday.
The post office was visited in the morning.
Bonnie hates malls and hotels.
The local post office is closed on Tuesdays and Sundays.
Someone went to the mall at noon on Tuesday.
Irma will always be at home at 7:00PM.
Nobody will go somewhere that starts with the first letter of their first name.
John is very busy on weekdays.
Bonnie goes bowling all day on Wednesdays.
Answer: John-Barber shop-7:PM-Sunday
Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
All these number represent one thing. What is it?
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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