Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to THURSDAY DECEMBER 29, 2022

Here’s The Story…
Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing
at the door as he always is to shake hands. The preacher grabbed Jack by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, ‘You need to join the Army of the Lord!’
Jack replied, ‘I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.’
Pastor questioned, ‘How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?’
He whispered back, ‘I’m in the secret service.’ 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“In my experience, there is only one motivation, and
that is desire. No reasons or principle contain it or stand
against it.” –Jane Smiley

“Success does not consist in never making mistakes but
in never making the same one a second time.” –George
Bernard Shaw

“I don’t want to get to the end of my life and find that I
lived just the length of it. I want to have lived the width of
it as well.” –Diane Ackerman

“You must expect great things of yourself before you
can do them.” –Michael Jordan

“Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what
keeps you going.” –Jim Ryun

“People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what
they are doing.” –Dale Carnegie

“There is no chance, no destiny, no fate, that can hinder
or control the firm resolve of a determined soul.” –Ella
Wheeler Wilcox

“Our greatest fear should not be of failure but of
succeeding at things in life that don’t really matter.”
–Francis Chan

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too
hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume
needed to be turned up. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom and gloom pessimist.
Just to see what would happen, on the twins’ birthday their father loaded the pessimist’s room with
every imaginable toy and game. The optimist’s room he loaded with horse manure.
That night the father passed by the pessimist’s room and found him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly.
“Why are you crying?” the father asked.
“Because my friends will be jealous, I’ll have to read all these instructions before I can do anything with this
stuff, I’ll constantly need batteries, and my toys will eventually get broken.” answered the pessimist twin.
Passing the optimist twin’s room, the father found him dancing for joy in the pile of manure. “What are you so happy about?” he asked.
To which his optimist twin replied, “There’s got to be a pony in here somewhere!” 😳😳😳

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!”
“Who’s scruffy looking?”

Answer: Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back!
After destroying the first Death Star, the rebels are vigorously pursued across the galaxy by the Empire. This does not stop Han from flirting with the Princess, making her very angry in the process.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Stern if this factory ever produces a shell that can actually be fired, I’d be very unhappy.”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
In these Word Pyramids, the first letter is given to you (which is the first answer). Use the clues to build the pyramid to find the answer. In each consecutive answer, a letter is added to the previous answer. However, the answer letters might not be in the same order. Good Luck!!

Starting letter: D

Clues:

A suffix meaning in the direction of or toward.
A unit of energy absorbed from ionizing radiation, equal to 100 ergs per gram or 0.01 joules per kilogram of irradiated material. It has been replaced as a standard scientific unit by the gray.
Lacking moisture, especially having insufficient rainfall to support trees or woody plants.
Any of several units of gold and silver currency formerly used in the Middle East.
American astronaut who as a crew member of Apollo 11 became the second person to walk on the moon (July 20, 1969).
This country borders one other country, two seas and one ocean.

Answer: D
AD
RAD
ARID
DINAR
ALDRIN
IRELAND

Ireland is located in Western Europe, occupying five-sixths of the island of Ireland in the North Atlantic Ocean, west of Great Britain. Invasions by Norsemen that began in the late 8th century were finally ended when King Brian BORU defeated the Danes in 1014. English invasions began in the 12th century and set off more than seven centuries of Anglo-Irish struggle marked by fierce rebellions and harsh repressions. A failed 1916 Easter Monday Rebellion touched off several years of guerrilla warfare that in 1921 resulted in independence from the UK for 26 southern counties; six northern (Ulster) counties remained part of the United Kingdom. In 1948 Ireland withdrew from the British Commonwealth; it joined the European Community in 1973. Irish governments have sought the peaceful unification of Ireland and have cooperated with Britain against terrorist groups. A peace settlement for Northern Ireland, known as the Good Friday Agreement and approved in 1998, is being implemented with some difficulties.

Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
What common phrase does this rebus represent?

SKIN B-U-T SKIN SKIN SKIN
FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH
MUSCLE MUSCLE MUSCLE
BONE BONE BONE BONE

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