WELCOME to TUESDAY JANUARY 3, 2023
What is intelligence?
Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, “Why are we down in
this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?” “I don’t know,”
responded the other. “I’ll ask him.” So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. “Why are we
digging in the hot sun and you’re standing in the shade?” “Intelligence,” the boss said. “What do you mean,
intelligence’?” The boss said, “Well, I’ll show you. I’ll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your
fist as hard as you can.” The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss’ hand. The boss removed
his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, “That’s intelligence!” The ditch digger went back to his hole.
His friend asked, “What did he say?” “He said we are down here because of intelligence.” “What’s intelligence?” said
the friend. The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, “Take your shovel and hit my hand.” 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in
imitation.” –Herman Melville
“What would you do if you weren’t afraid.” –Spencer
“Little minds are tamed and subdued by misfortune;
but great minds rise above it.” –Washington Irving
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
“Don’t let what you cannot do interfere with what you
can do.” –John R. Wooden
“You may have to fight a battle more than once to win
it.” –Margaret Thatcher
“A man can be as great as he wants to be. If
you believe in yourself and have the courage, the
determination, the dedication, the competitive drive and
if you are willing to sacrifice the little things in life and
pay the price for the things that are worthwhile, it can be
done.” –Vince Lombardi
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there, she went to a nearby
supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows
rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had
been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda’s eyes
were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she’d
been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called
the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her
hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the
back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded
like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what
it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and
tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. 😳😳😳😳
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Kill the pirate!”
“I am not a pirate. I happen to be a lawyer.”
“Kill the lawyer!”
Years after Peter chose to leave Neverland and grow up, Captain Hook kidnapped his children in order to force Peter to return. However Peter has forgotten everything about his former self, and refuses to believe that any of it is real. When he first meets Rufio, the boy who now leads the Lost Boys, the exchange doesn’t go very well.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I’m placing you under arrest for the future murder of Sarah Marks and Donald Dubin, that was
to take place today, Apr. 22nd, at 0800 hours and four minutes.”
Monday’s Quizzler is….
What is represented here?
Answer: Different States Of Mind
(Read MIND vertically)
Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
Complete the series by making a selection from the pool.
Series: Hermes, Aphrodite, Gaea, Ares, Zeus, Cronus, Uranus, Poseidon, ?
Pool: Athena, Dionysus, Eros, Hades, Hephaestus, Hera
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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