Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to FRIDAY JANUARY 6, 2023

Here’s The Story…
The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his father had
entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off
in different directions, but the determined boy walked all over the neighborhood scooping
up the wayward birds and returning them to the repaired crate. Hoping he had found them
all, the boy reluctantly returned home, expecting the worst.
“Pa, the chickens got loose,” the boy confessed sadly, “but I managed to find all twelve of them.”
“Well, you did real good, son,” the farmer beamed. “You left with seven.” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT FRIDAY people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Life is a daring adventure or it is nothing at all.”
–Helen Keller

“Success isn’t determined by how many times you win,
but by how you play the week after you lose.”
— Pele

“Ignore your mistakes. The number one thing to worry
about is: Am I doing what I’m good at?”
— Max Levchin

“Intuitively, you would think the more fairness you get, the better. But
that’s not what we demonstrated. It’s better if supervisors are a consistent
jerk than if they’re fair sometimes and not fair other times. People want
to know what they can expect when they come into work.”
–Fadel Matta

“Opportunities don’t happen.
You create them.”
–Chris Grosser

“Nothing will work unless you do.”
–Maya Angelou

“If you want to change the world,
start off by making your bed.”
–Admiral William McRaven

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,
do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?”
To which the farmer replied: “Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!” 😳😳

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Now what’s wrong with you?”
“You a low down dirty dog, that’s what’s wrong. Time for me to get away from you and enter Creation,
and your dead body’d be just the welcome mat I need.”

Answer: Jaws!
When a great white shark makes the waters off of Chief Brody’s island its feeding grounds, something
has to be done to stop it. Unfortunately Chief Brody is not at all fond of the water, despite the fact that he lives on an island.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Now what’s wrong with you?”
“You a low down dirty dog, that’s what’s wrong. Time for me to get away from you
and enter Creation, and your dead body’d be just the welcome mat I need.”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
What common phrase is represented by this rebus?

ccollaboratorrmateicomrademaccomplicee

Answer: “Partners-in-crime”
Synonyms of “partner” are in the word “CRIME”:
C collaborator R mate I comrade M accomplice E.

Friday’s Quizzler is…….
After going through the door to freedom last time, you realize it wasn’t to freedom at all, it was to another room, with another door.

There are six doors this time, all arranged in a straight line. Each has a clue on it. All clues are true.

Door colours: yellow, blue, red, green, purple, and orange.

The clues are:

Yellow door’s clue: This door is 3 spaces away from the purple door.

Blue door’s clue: This door is at the far left.

Red door’s clue: The doors are in a sequence.

Green door’s clue: This door is directly between the blue and yellow doors. It is three spaces away from the door to freedom.

Purple door’s clue: This door is next to the door to freedom.

Orange door’s clue: This door is directly next to the yellow door.

What colour door leads to freedom?

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