Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to TUESDAY JANUARY 10, 2023

Choosing a movie? Try these extremely abbreviated plot explanations:

  • The Shining: A family’s first Airbnb experience goes very wrong.
  • The Lord of the Rings: Group spends nine hours returning jewelry.
  • Titanic: Everyone tries the ice-bucket challenge.
  • Beauty and the Beast: Stockholm syndrome works.
  • The Chronicles of Narnia: Kid comes out of the closet.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Yale University’s being pushed to modify a poetry course because students have
complained that the content is too white. Students objected specifically to a poem
called ‘Ode to a Lost Prius in the Whole Foods Parking Lot.'” -Conan O’Brien

“The post office just can’t get its act together. They announced today they want to
raise the price of stamps so they can make an extra $2 billion. That is still better
than their original plan – uninvent the Internet.” -Jimmy Fallon

“A new study found that American workers lack the problem-solving skills that workers
in other countries have. When American workers heard about the study they said,
‘So? What can we do about it?'” -Jimmy Kimmel

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A man and his friend were exiting a drugstore and at the front door there was a scale.
“Look, a scale,” the man said to his friend. “Let’s see how my new diet is working out.”
He stepped on the scale.
“I can’t believe it!” he said as he read the result. “I’ve been on this diet for two weeks but
the scale says I’m heaver than I was before! How can that be?”
He pondered this as he stepped off the scale, then had a thought. He took off his jacket and
handed it to his friend. “Here, hold my jacket,” he said.
The friend took the jacket as the man stepped back on the scale. Not much change.
“Here,” he said as he handed his purchase from the drugstore to his friend. “Hold my Twinkies too.”😳

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“He’s a man from outer space and we’re taking him to his spaceship.”
“Well, can’t he just beam up?”
“This is reality Greg.”

Answer: E.T. the Extra Terrestrial!
Left behind by his spaceship, E.T. is befriended by Elliott, while also being hunted by government agents who want to “study” him. Elliott enlists the help of his brothers and friends in an attempt to return E.T. to his spaceship, and save his life. But they have to do so while the agents are in hot pursuit.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“You’re not the man I knew ten years ago.”
“It’s not the years honey, it’s the mileage.”

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
What common phrase is represented by this rebus?
ccollaboratorrmateicomrademaccomplicee

Answer: “Partners-in-crime”
Synonyms of “partner” are in the word “CRIME”:
C collaborator R mate I comrade M accomplice E.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
Dylan, Brandon, Chris, and Boris were playing Texas-Hold’em where each player receives two cards. In this hand, each man received two cards in the same suit and no man received cards in the same suit as any other man. The first cards were an ace, a king, a queen and a jack. The second cards were a ten, a nine, an eight, and a seven. From the clues given, determine the first and second card and that suit the cards were in.

1) Chris and Boris both have a picture card, and one of them has spades and the other the nine.
2) The man with the king does not have hearts or the seven and neither does Dylan.
3) Brandon does not have the jack or the eight.
4) Chris sits to the right of Brandon who sits to the right of the man with diamonds, who sits to the right of the man with the queen of clubs.
5) The jack, the ten, the eight, and the diamonds are in four different hands.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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