Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to TUESDAY JANUARY 17, 2023

Conflicting Proverbs

Actions speak louder than words.
The pen is mightier than the sword.

Look before you leap.
He who hesitates is lost.

Many hands make light work.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.

A silent man is a wise one.
A man without words is a man without thoughts.

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.

Clothes make the man.
Don’t judge a book by its cover.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Better safe than sorry.

The bigger, the better.
The best things come in small packages.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Out of sight, out of mind.

What will be, will be.
Life is what you make it.

Cross your bridges when you come to them.
Forewarned is forearmed.

What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.
One man’s meat is another man’s poison.

With age comes wisdom.
Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings come all wise sayings.

The more, the merrier.
Two’s company; three’s a crowd

It’s no wonder we’re all confused. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT
Tuesday people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up!
Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

A man in Vietnam was hospitalized after doctors realized that he had a pair of scissors in
his digestive system that had been left there by a previous surgery that he had 18 years ago.
I mean this guy is so lucky. Come on, free scissors! The sad part is after they sewed him up
the second time the doctor was like, ‘Wait, where’s my watch?'” -James Corden

“A new study says we should change how we feed cows so they don’t produce so much of
the greenhouse gas methane. First up, they recommend eliminating taco night.” -Conan O’Brien

“A new study found that running for two minutes is just as good for you as working out for 90
minutes. That doesn’t sound like a study it sounds like something a chubby guy says after
being on the treadmill for two minutes.” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My father is a skilled CPA who is not great at self-promotion. So when an advertising company
offered to put my father’s business placard in the shopping carts of a supermarket, my dad jumped at the chance.
Fully a year went by before we got a call that could be traced to those placards.
“Richard Larson, CPA?” the caller asked.
“That’s right,” my father answered. “May I help you?”
“Yes,” the voice said. “One of your shopping carts is in my yard,
and I want you to come and get it.” 😳😳

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Travelling through space ain’t like dusting crops boy.”

Answer: Star Wars!
“Star Wars” treated moviegoers to a classic story of inter-galactic cops and robbers. We watched in awe as a small band of pure-hearted rebels fought back against the evil clutches of the Emperor, winning a significant victory in the destruction of the Empire’s weapon of mass destruction – the Death Star. This line was said early in the movie, when Luke and Obi Wan were trying to return the droids to Alderan. As they attempted to begin their journey, they found themselves under attack by Imperial spaceships. Han needed time to prepare to make the jump into hyper-space, time that he wasn’t being given. Luke was critical of Han’s piloting, and Han responded with this quote.
George Lucas directed the then virtually unknown Harrison Ford to stardom with this incredible

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Houston, we have a problem.”

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
What does the star represent in the rebus:
A N O
T * I
TENT

Answer: The Center of Attention

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
I am a queen, beautiful and
Covered with a sweet fragrance,
Guarded by five guardsmen,
Two of them clean-shaven,
Two of them unshaven,
And the last one half-shaven.

What am I?

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