Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JANUARY 18, 2023

Here’s The Story……
I’m not the easiest guy in the world to get along with. So when our anniversary rolled around,
I wanted my wife to know how much I appreciated her tolerating me for the past 20 years. I
ordered flowers and told the florist to enclose a card that read, ‘Thanks for putting up with me so long.’
When my wife got the delivery, she called me at work.
“Just where do you think you going?” she asked.
“What do you mean?” I said.
She read the card aloud as the florist had written it: “Thanks for putting up with me. So long.” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDEFUL
WEDNESDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up!
Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

Four years ago I asked out the girl of my dreams for the first time.
Today I asked her to marry me. She said ‘no’ both times.

Marriage is mostly about knowing which hand towels you can use and
which ones are for the better people who visit your wife’s home.

If I could become invisible, I would go to Paris, find a performing street
mime and beat the crap out of him. The round of applause
he would get would be amazing. 😳

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The elevator in our building malfunctioned one day, leaving several of us stranded.
Seeing a sign that listed two emergency phone numbers, I dialed the first and explained our situation.
After what seemed to be a very long silence, the voice on the other end said, “I don’t know
what you expect me to do for you; I’m a psychologist.”
“A psychologist?” I replied. “Your phone is listed here as an emergency number. Can’t you help us?”
“Well,” he finally responded in a measured tone. “How do you feel about being stuck in an elevator?”😳😳😳

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Houston, we have a problem.”

Answer: Apollo 13!
Ron Howard gives us the real story of the failed Apollo moon mission. An explosion during a routine oxygen stir caused the astronauts to lose precious oxygen and energy. It soon became apparent that losing the moon landing was not going to be the worst of their problems – bringing the astronauts home alive was. This line is said by astronaut Jim Lovell, just after the explosion, as he is communicating the problem to Houston control.
Swigert said that they had a problem first, but not to Houston.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I’m just a sweet transvestite, from Transsexual, Transylvania.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
I am a queen, beautiful and
Covered with a sweet fragrance,
Guarded by five guardsmen,
Two of them clean-shaven,
Two of them unshaven,
And the last one half-shaven.

What am I?

Answer: Rose.
When you look at a rose, the colored petals forming the rose represent the queen.
The five green leaf-like flaps below the petals, called sepals, represent the five guardsmen.
At closer inspection, you will see these five leaves have very distinct characteristics.
Two of them are clean-shaven, meaning smooth edges on both sides.
Two of them are unshaven, meaning on both sides of the leaf there are small little tentacles, sometimes very fine, sometimes larger.
And the last one is half-shaven, meaning one smooth edge and one ‘tentacle’ edge.
Another interesting thing is that you’ll always find a smooth edge and a ‘tentacle’ edge next to each other.
Go and have a look! All true roses have these characteristics!

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
Can you find the one word for each list that can be added to the end of each word in its list to create a new word, compound word, or phrase?

round
show
throw
grow

out
be
in
sub

put
shake
get
hoe

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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