Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


Metric Conversion Chart
10**12 Microphones = 1 Megaphone
10 cards = 1 decacards
10 rations = 1 decoration
10 millipedes = 1 centipede
8 nickles = 2 paradigms
2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
10 monologs = 5 dialogues
2 monograms = 1 diagram
2 snake eyes = 1 paradise

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Later this month, Google will be testing its new self-driving minivans. The vehicles
can do all the functions of a human driver, except wonder, ‘Christ, how
did I end up driving a minivan?'” -Conan O’Brien

“More than 60 cities around the world celebrated the 16th annual No Pants Subway
Ride yesterday. Or as that one guy on your train calls it, ‘Sunday.'” -Seth Meyers

“In Las Vegas, the Consumer Electronics Show is going on. It displays new technology
that makes you already hate the TV you bought two weeks ago for Christmas.” -Jimmy Kimmel

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Finishing up our work at a trade show in San Diego, my co-worker Maureen and I decided to
go sightseeing across the border in Tijuana, Mexico. While there, we went shopping and
bought a few pieces of clay kitchenware. As we crossed back into the United States, a customs
official asked if we had anything of value to report. “Not really,” Maureen replied, digging in her
bag for the bean crock she had purchased. Everyone around us froze as she
continued, “I only bought a little pot.” 😳😳😳

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I’m just a sweet transvestite, from Transsexual, Transylvania.”

Answer: The Rocky Horror Picture Show!
Brad and Janet have no idea about what they’re getting themselves into, when they call at the mansion to get in out of the rain. Dr. Frank-N-Furter, a flamboyant transsexual from another planet, exposes them to sights, sounds, and sensations that they’ve never known before. At the end, his loyal servants dispose of him, turn the house into a rocket and return to their own distant planet.
This line is sung by Dr. Frank-N-Furter soon after Brad and Janet arrive, by way of introducing himself.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about 6 weeks. With a little luck the network will pick me up.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
Can you find the one word for each list that can be added to the end of each word in its
list to create a new word, compound word, or phrase?




Answer: up

Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
Can you break this code?

Shift three. Caps lock one. Shift six.

Tab six. Tab nine. Tab seven.

Tab four. Tab three. Caps lock one. Caps lock three.

Tab five. Caps lock six. Tab eight. Caps lock two. Shift 10.

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