Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to FRIDAY JANUARY 20, 2023

Here’s The Story…..
Once there was this bus which happened to be from Sesamee Street. On the bus
were some very strange people with very strange things to do. First there were two
identical twins whose names were both Pattie. They were very big and muscular,
especially for women. Next there was a man named Ross. He was a extrodinary guy
so he was dubbed “Special Ross”. After that there was a hefty, overweight man named
Leonard. Since his cheeks were so puffy people decided to nickname him “Leonard Cheeks”.
Finally, all the people on the bus had bunions at which they feverously picked and scratched.
What do we call this bus filled with strange people? Of course; we call them: “Two all-beef
Patties, Special Ross, Leonard Cheeks, pickin’ bunions, on a Sesamee Street bus!”😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“If life were predictable it would cease to be life,
and be without flavor.” – Eleanor Roosevelt

“The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what
is one’s destiny to do, and then do it.”– Henry Ford

“In order to write about life first you must
live it.”– Ernest Hemingway

“The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of
anyone or anything.”– Frank Sinatra

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The maharajah of an Indian Province issued a royal decree. He ordered that
no one was to kill any wild animals while he was the country’s leader. The
decree was honored until there were so many Bengal Tigers running loose
that the people revolted and threw the maharajah from power. This is the
first known instance of the reign being called on account of the game. 😳😳😳

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about 6 weeks.
With a little luck the network will pick me up.

Answer: Alien!
Responding to an S.O.S. a mining crew unknowingly brings an alien monster on board ship. As it grows, so does its strength and ferociousness, and before long Ripley is the only crew member left alive. This quote is from the very end of the movie, when she and the cat hunker down in an escape pod to a hibernated sleep, after everything else has been destroyed in an attempt to kill off the alien.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“The United States Government just asked us to save the world. Anyone wanna say no?”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Can you break this code?

Shift three. Caps lock one. Shift six.

Tab six. Tab nine. Tab seven.

Tab four. Tab three. Caps lock one. Caps lock three.

Tab five. Caps lock six. Tab eight. Caps lock two. Shift 10.

ANSWER: It spells out “Can you read this?”
Use your keyboard like a grid. Tab, caps lock and shift are the vertical side of the grid and
one through nine are the horizontal side of the grid. For example shift five would be B.

Friday’s Quizzler is…….
If a hunter goes out his front door, goes 50 miles south, then goes 50 miles west, shoots a bear, goes 50 miles north and ends up in front of his house, what color was the bear?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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