Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


Here’s The Story…….
The French will eat almost anything. A young cook decided that the French would enjoy
feasting on rabbits and decided to raise rabbits in Paris and sell them to the finer restaurants
in the city. He searched all over Paris seeking a suitable place to raise his rabbits. None could
be found. Finally, an old priest at the cathedral said he could have a small area behind the rectory
for his rabbits. He successfully raised a number of them, and when he went about Paris selling them,
a restaurant owner asked him where he got such fresh rabbits. The young man replied, “I raise them
myself, near the cathedral. In fact, I have … a hutch back of Notre Dame.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“We cannot solve problems with the kind of thinking we
employed when we came up with them.” — Albert Einstein

“Learn as if you will live forever, live like
you will die tomorrow.” — Mahatma Gandhi

“Stay away from those people who try to disparage your ambitions.
Small minds will always do that, but great minds will give you a feeling
that you can become great too.” — Mark Twain

“When you give joy to other people, you get more joy in return. You should
give a good thought to happiness that you can give out.”— Eleanor Roosevelt

“When you change your thoughts, remember to also
change your world.”—Norman Vincent Peale

“It is only when we take chances, when our lives improve. The initial and
the most difficult risk that we need to take is to become honest. —Walter Anderson

“Nature has given us all the pieces required to achieve exceptional wellness
and health, but has left it to us to put these pieces together.”—Diane McLaren

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Snow White received a camera as a gift. She happily took pictures of the Dwarfs
and their surroundings. When she finished her first batch she took the film to be
developed. After a week or so she went to get the finished photos. The clerk said
the photos were not back from the processor. Needless to say, she was disappointed
and started to cry. The clerk, trying to console her, said,
“Don’t worry. Someday your prints will come”. 😳😳😳

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“My mama always said LOVE was like a box of chocolates”

Answer: “Forrest Gump”
Taken from the wisdom of the title character of 1994’s “Forrest Gump”, the full quote is “My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” It was said to a nurse at a bus stop, right at the beginning of the movie. This is really more Forrest, the autism sufferer, talking to himself, than to the nurse.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I have always depended on the kindness of GOD” would not be out of place in “The Name of the Rose”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
Oxy the Moron set out into the world and learned a big word, OXYMORON!!! After
searching about this new word for some time, he came up with a teaser made especially for you!

Can you figure out which well-known oxymorons these words are?
Ex) Initial facsimile = original copy

1) solitary option
2) approximately precise
3) trivial calamity
4) accurate approximation
5) authentic duplication

ANSWER: 1) only choice
2) almost exactly
3) minor crisis
4) exact estimate
5) genuine imitation

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….

One hundred feet in the air, it lies with its back on the ground. What is it?

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