Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest
and room-service at a fine hotel in Mexico City.

Room Service (RS): Morny. Ruin sorbees.
Guest (G): Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.

RS: Rye..Ruin sorbees. Morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??
G: Uh, yes… I’d like some bacon and eggs.

RS: Ow July den?
G: What?

RS: Ow July den? Pry, boy, pooch?
G: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.

RS: Ow July dee bayhcem–crease?
G: Crisp will be fine.

RS: Hokay. An san tos?
G: What?

RS: San tos. July San tos?
G: I don’t think so

RS: No? Judo one san toes?
G: I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what “judo one san toes means.”

RS: Toes! toes! Why djew don juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?
G: English muffin! I’ve got it! You were saying “Toast.” Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.

RS: We bother?
G: No, just put the bother on the side.

RS: Wad?
G: I mean butter–just put it on the side.

RS: Copy?
G: Sorry?

RS: Copy, tea, mill?
G: Yes. Coffee please, and that’s all.

RS: One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish
mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy–rye?
G: Whatever you say.

RS: Tendjewberrymud.
G: You’re welcome.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Hooters is opening a new chain of restaurant called Hoots, where they’re
ditching their revealing outfits. They’re going to have male servers aaaand…
they just went out of business.” -Jimmy Fallon

“The Westminster Dog Show has added three new breeds to its annual events.
Said the dogs, ‘Yeah, last year’s after party got pretty wild.'” -Seth Meyers

“There is a new restaurant in Spain that just opened where everybody dines
in the restaurant completely naked. And you thought it was awkward going
to dinner with your parents before.” -James Corden

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I walked into my sister’s kitchen and found my nephew having a snack.
“Where’s your mother?” I asked.
“She said she was going to have a shower. Just a minute, I’ll see.”
He stepped into the bathroom and flushed the toilet and a second later a sharp yell came from upstairs.
My nephew walked back out and said, “Yep, she’s in the shower.” 😳😳😎

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
That still small voice that people won’t listen to’

Answer: ‘Pinocchio’
In 1940 the Walt Disney Animation Studios released ‘Pinocchio’ as their second feature. This was a story of a wood carver and one of his puppet creations who was trying to become ‘a real boy’. The quote occurred just before the Blue Fairy named Jiminy Cricket as Pinocchio’s ‘Official Conscience’.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
‘Ma’am, I sure like that name’

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
A man working for a secret organisation goes into town but does not want to be discovered.
So he makes up another name. That name was Horobod. Can you decipher his real name?

ANSWER: Robin Hood

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
The following is a famous saying in big words. Can you translate it back to the original?

Scintillate, scintillate, globule of vivific
Fain would I fathom thy nature specific
Loftily poised above the capacious
Closest resembling a gem carbonaceous.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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