WELCOME to WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 15, 2023
THE DAY AFTER VALENTINES DAY…
Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day? Because they’re scent-imental animals!
Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef? They’ll dessert you.
What did one snake say to the other on Valentine’s Day? Give me a hug and a hiss, honey.
Why is getting your partner a kitten for Valentine’s Day a good idea? It’s the purr-fect gift.
What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive.
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? He gave her a ring.
What did one piece of toast say to the other on Valentine’s Day? You’re my butter half.
What kind of flower should you never give on Valentine’s Day? A cauliflower!
Why didn’t the skeleton want to celebrate Valentine’s Day? His heart wasn’t in it.
What happened to the two angels who got married? They lived harpily ever after.
What’s Cupid’s favorite band? Kiss!
Who always has a date on Valentine’s Day? A calendar.
Why couldn’t the mineral water ever score a date? All his friendships were completely pla-tonic.
What’s the best part about Valentine’s Day? The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What did one prune say to the other after agreeing to grab dinner? It’s a date!
Why did all the fruit ask the banana to be their Valentine? It was very a-peel-ing.
What did one Bloody Mary say to the other on Valentine’s Day? Olive you.
What does a chef give their spouse for Valentine’s Day? A hug and a quiche.
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine’s Day? We’re a perfect match!
What did the baker say to his wife on Valentine’s Day? Give me some sugar.
What’s a paper cut’s favorite song on Valentine’s Day? Bleeding Love.
What did the cashew say to the almond to ask it out? I’m nuts about you!
Why did the police officer lock up her Valentine? For stealing her heart.
Which flowers do squirrels give each other on Valentine’s Day? Forget-me-nuts.
What should you say to your single friends on Valentine’s Day? Happy independence day!
What’s the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak? Feb. 14.
What do you call a blossoming romance in a fish tank? Guppy love.
What does a vampire call his Valentine? His ghoul-friend.
What did one molecule say to the other? We’ve got great chemistry!
What did the flower say to his unrequited love? I love you once and flor-al.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get–only with
what you are expecting to give–which is everything.”
“Where there is love there is life.”
“It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see
people looking ridiculous that you realize
just how much you love them.”
“The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that
we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather,
loved in spite of ourselves.”
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Two fellows stopped into an English pub for a drink. They called the proprietor
over and asked him to settle an argument.
“Are there two pints in a quart or four?” asked one.
“There be two pints in a quart,” confirmed the proprietor.
They moved back along the bar and soon the barmaid asked for their order.
“Two pints please, miss, and the bartender offered to buy them for us.”
The barmaid doubted that her boss would be so generous, so one of the fellows
called out to the proprietor at the other end of the bar, “You did say two pints, didn’t you?”
“That’s right,” he called back, “two pints.” 😳😳😳
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
‘Ma’am, I sure like that name’
Answer: My Darling Clementine’
‘My Darling Clementine’ was directed by John Ford and starred Henry Fonda as Wyatt Earp. It was loosely based on the events at the OK corral and featured Victor Mature as ‘Doc’ Holliday with Clementine Carter played by Cathy Downs. The words of the quotation are the final ones of the film, spoken as Wyatt Earp rode away from Tombstone. ‘Laura’ was an Otto Preminger film from 1944 and Belinda was taken from ‘Johnny Belinda’ (1948). ‘The Lady Eve’ is another 1940s film directed by Preston Sturges and starring Barbara Stanwyck and Henry Fonda.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
‘You know how to whistle, don’t you Steve? You just put your lips together – and blow’
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
The following is a famous saying in big words. Can you translate it back to the original?
Scintillate, scintillate, globule of vivific
Fain would I fathom thy nature specific
Loftily poised above the capacious
Closest resembling a gem carbonaceous.
ANSWER: Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star,
How I wonder what you are.
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
As the class settled in for another day filled with various lessons, Ms. Frogster instructed everyone to put their books away as they were going to do something a bit different again today. She then handed a stack of papers to Frogella and instructed her to hand one to each student. Once this had been done, Ms. Frogster explained to the class what they were to do with the strange looking list they were given.
“Class, you will see that you have a list of several different clues which, when solved, will tell you what you will need to complete today’s assignment. Today, we are finishing the Christmas Scavenger Hunt! First, you must figure out what each numbered set of clues refer to in order to come up with the Christmas articles which are hidden about the classroom. If everyone is ready, let’s get set and begin!”
- Ch + opposite of her + part of the leg that bends between the lower leg and the thigh.
- Opposite of South + a totem __.
- Farm animals raised on a farm are called live____ + a male sovereign or monarch.
- _ goes the weasel + a yellow vegetable that can be eaten on the cob + tightly stretched cords/wires that produce tones on a guitar.
- Another word for the Christmas season + book in which the records of a ship are kept.
- A pungent tropical plant used as a spice + a type of food made with flour and yeast and usually used to make a sandwich + word for a building in which people live.
- A chicken lays an _ + a wooden peg or pin.
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