Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to THURSDAY FEBRUARY 16, 2023

Here’s The Story….
Penny was a hard working, conscientious girl, who lived on her own. Her dream in life
was to go on an ocean cruise around the world. So she scrimped, and she saved, and
she saved, and she scrimped until finally, one day, she had enough money to go on her
ocean cruise. She booked passage on a cruise liner – first class all the way… The cruise
started off in a grandiose scale, dancing and parties every night. But Penny was a cautious
girl, so she never drank, but just danced the night away.

One night, after they had been at sea for a week, Penny was walking back to her cabin,
when the heel on her left shoe broke throwing her off balance. If that wasn’t enough, the
ship chose that moment to tilt to the left. As a result, Penny was thrown overboard. A hue
and a cry were immediately raised, and after about five minutes they found Penny. Hauling
her aboard, the ship’s crew realized that it was too late, poor Penny was dead.

Normally, they would have done a burial at sea, but as I said before, Penny was a very
conscientious girl, and had written a will. In it, she specified that she wished for her body to
be cremated, and kept in a jar on her parent’s fireplace mantel. Her wishes were fulfilled,
which just goes to show you that a Penny saved is a Penny urned. 😳😳

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“The world’s most expensive Lego brick, made out of 14 karat gold, just sold
online for $15,000. The new owner says he’s pleased to add it to his collection
and it just got vacuumed up by his mom.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Advertisers paid more than $5 million for a 30-second Super Bowl commercial,
which seems like too much money to remind us that avocados exist. Isn’t running
an ad for avocados on Super Bowl Sunday too late? It’s the one day of the year
we’re already eating avocados.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“A man ate 409 chicken wings to become champion of Philadelphia’s Wing Bowl
over the weekend, which was unfortunately too many words to fit on his tombstone.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence
(and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, ‘Important; wake me at 5:00AM.’ He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious,
he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, ‘It is 5:00AM. Wake up.’
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. 😳😳😳

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
‘You know how to whistle, don’t you Steve? You just put your lips together – and blow’

Answer: To Have and Have Not
Adapted from Ernest Hemingway’s novel, the film saw the debut of a young (nineteen year old) Lauren Bacall being teamed with Humphrey Bogart. While filming, the two actors fell in love, leading to their marriage and long lasting relationship. The island of Martinique was the setting for the film in which Harry ‘Steve’ Morgan was the owner of a charter boat fishing company during World War Two. He had no business and was broke. He met the young American woman, Marie ‘Slim’ Browning who had arrived on the island needing to get back to America. They soon became involved with each other, with Steve wanting to help her. Having been asked by the French Resistance to smuggle some people onto the island, Steve agreed to help, despite his reluctance, as it offered the only way to help Slim. During the mission, his boat was spotted and one of the men injured. To his great surprise, Slim decided to stay with him rather than take her chance to flee. The quotation came when Slim was flirting with Steve, to indicate that she would respond to his interest in her.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
‘He said I look like Boris Karloff’

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
As the class settled in for another day filled with various lessons, Ms. Frogster instructed everyone to put their books away as they were going to do something a bit different again today. She then handed a stack of papers to Frogella and instructed her to hand one to each student. Once this had been done, Ms. Frogster explained to the class what they were to do with the strange looking list they were given.

“Class, you will see that you have a list of several different clues which, when solved, will tell you what you will need to complete today’s assignment. Today, we are finishing the Christmas Scavenger Hunt! First, you must figure out what each numbered set of clues refer to in order to come up with the Christmas articles which are hidden about the classroom. If everyone is ready, let’s get set and begin!”

Ch + opposite of her + part of the leg that bends between the lower leg and the thigh.
Opposite of South + a totem __.
Farm animals raised on a farm are called live____ + a male sovereign or monarch.
_ goes the weasel + a yellow vegetable that can be eaten on the cob + tightly stretched cords/wires that produce tones on a guitar.
Another word for the Christmas season + book in which the records of a ship are kept.
A pungent tropical plant used as a spice + a type of food made with flour and yeast and usually used to make a sandwich + word for a building in which people live.
A chicken lays an _ + a wooden peg or pin.

ANSWER: 1. Chimney (ch + him + knee)

North Pole (North + pole)
Stocking (stock + king)
Popcorn Strings (pop + corn + strings)
Yule Log (yule + log)
Gingerbread House (ginger + bread + house)
Egg Nog (egg + nog)

Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
The following three (3) clues are the definitions of words that have been jumbled below and turned into anagrams. Your job is to correctly unravel the anagrams and then place them next to their proper definition. Good luck!

hanging cloth used as a blind.
a strong English ale.
destined or inevitable.

Jumbled anagrams:

nice rat
car unit
rub not

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