Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to FRIDAY FEBRUARY 17, 2023

Here’s The Story….
A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to help me. I can’t go on like this.”
“What’s the problem?” the doctor inquired.
“Well, I’m 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away.”
“My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get
up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person.
But say it with real conviction. Within a week you’ll have women buzzing all around you.”
The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with
the same downtrodden expression on his face. “Did my advice not work?” asked the doctor.
“It worked alright. For the past several weeks I’ve enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the
most fabulous looking women.” “So, what’s your problem?”
“I don’t have a problem,” the man replied. “My wife does.” 😳😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Change, like healing, takes
time.” ― Veronica Roth

“If I am not for myself, who will be for me?
But if I am only for myself, what am I?
And if not now, when? – Hillel

“Things change. And friends leave. Life doesn’t
stop for anybody.” – Stephen Chbosky

“Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no
one thinks of changing himself.” ― Leo Tolstoy

“Those who cannot change their minds cannot
change anything.” ― George Bernard Shaw

“I alone cannot change the world, but I can cast
a stone across the waters to create many ripples.” ― Mother Teresa

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.
Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who
walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?”
A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, “A basketball coach?” 😳😳😳😳

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
‘He said I look like Boris Karloff’

Answer: ‘Arsenic and Old Lace’
The film was adapted from a play by Joseph Kesselring, with the role on Broadway actually being played by the real life Boris Karloff, which added to the joke. Karloff was still appearing in the stage version so could not take on the role for the film, with his place being taken by Raymond Massey.
The film featured a bizarre plot involving multiple murders carried out by Mortimer’s elderly aunts, not to mention others by his psychotic brother, who had undergone plastic surgery which had left him looking like Frankenstein’s monster.
The resemblance is a recurring theme during the film. At the end of the film Mortimer was more than relieved to discover that he was not biologically related to the crazy Brewster family.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
‘Put me in your pocket, Mike’

Thursday’s Quizzler is….
The following three (3) clues are the definitions of words that have been jumbled below and turned into anagrams. Your job is to correctly unravel the anagrams and then place them next to their proper definition. Good luck!

hanging cloth used as a blind.
a strong English ale.
destined or inevitable.

Jumbled anagrams:

nice rat
car unit
rub not

ANSWER: 1. nice rat: Certain

car unit: Curtain
rub not: Burton
Rearranged anagrams now placed next to their correct definition:
hanging cloth used as a blind: Curtain
a strong English ale: Burton
destined or inevitable: Certain

Friday’s Quizzler is…….
I am a set of three words, all with the same four letters.
First I am a small wading bird related to a crane.
Then turn me around, and I am a person not to be trusted.
Now switch my middle letters …
and I become a place to find an animal.

What are the words?

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