WELCOME to MONDAY FEBRUARY 20, 2023
Here’s The Story….
A young couple honeymooning in Las Vegas were down to their last two dollars. The
groom told the bride that he had a feeling that he could turn the two bucks into a
fortune if he went down to the casino alone. Once in the casino, he put one dollar each
into two slot machines and won Jackpots on both totaling $10,000. He then played blackjack
for an hour until he had $50,000 in chips. Next, he played poker and upped his winnings to $100,000.
He was about to cash in his chips when he got a hunch that his luck hadn’t run out. So he
took all his money and placed it on Black at the roulette table, hoping to double his money.
But the ball came up Red. He returned to his hotel room. “How did you do?” asked the bride.
The groom shrugged and said, “I lost two dollars.” 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
Remember Valentine’s Day was a test. It’s a test of your commitment, your preparedness,
a test of whether you love someone enough to waste $100 on flowers that on any other
day of the year would cost you $30.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“On Monday in Vermont, a barrel of maple syrup fell off a truck and spilled all over the
highway. Luckily, it broad-sided a French toast truck.” -Conan O’Brien
“Merriam-Webster dictionary added over 1,000 new words today, including the word
‘photobomb.’ They didn’t WANT to add ‘photobomb,’ but it jumped in at the last second
and kinda ruined the dictionary.” -Jimmy Fallon
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie popped up out of his ashtray.
“And what will your third wish be?” The man looked at the genie and said, “Huh? How can
I be getting a third wish when I haven’t had a first or second wish yet?”
“You have had two wishes already,” the genie said, “but your second wish was for me to put
everything back the way it was before you made your first wish. Thus, you remember nothing,
because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes. You now have one wish left.”
“Okay,” said the man, “I don’t believe this, but what the heck. I’ve always wanted to understand
women. I’d love to know what’s going on inside their heads.” “Funny,” said the genie as it granted
his wish and disappeared forever, “That was your first wish, too!” 😳😳😳
Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
‘Put me in your pocket, Mike’
Answer: The Philadelphia Story!
The original Broadway play of the same name was written by Philip Barry for Katharine Hepburn. Because she had been labelled as ‘box office poison’ following a string of failures, Hepburn leveraged the play into this MGM film, having veto power over producer, director, screenwriter and cast. The film won her a New York Film Critics Circle Award for Best Actress. The words were spoken just after Tracy had been kissed by Mike, adding to her already confused state of mind. Throughout the film the character of Tracy Lord was torn between her ex-husband, her fiancé and the reporter, before ultimately remarrying the ex.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
‘It’s just like the first time I came here, isn’t it? We were talking about automobile insurance, only you
were thinking about murder. And I was thinking about that anklet’?
Friday’s Quizzler is….
I am a set of three words, all with the same four letters.
First I am a small wading bird related to a crane.
Then turn me around, and I am a person not to be trusted.
Now switch my middle letters …
and I become a place to find an animal.
What are the words?
ANSWER: rail = a small wading bird
liar = a person who can not be trusted
lair = where an animal can be found
Monday’s Quizzler is…….
My first is the base of a rose prominently displayed on a shelf
My second is a small space from which you cannot exit by yourself
My whole is a biological unit and restorer of health
What am I?
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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