Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


Here’s The Story….
I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump. After I had a minor accident,
my mother accompanied me to the emergency room. The nurse asked for my height
and weight and I blurted out, “Five-foot-eight, 125 pounds.”
While the nurse pondered over this information, my mother leaned over to me.
“Sweetheart,” she gently chided, “this is not the Internet.”😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“The Baltimore airport just got a gym where you can work out while you
wait for a flight. Finally combining the two things Americans love most –
waiting in airports and exercise.” -Jimmy Fallon

“For Valentine’s Day, some KFCs let you send a loved one a heart-shaped
bucket of fried chicken. And even better, if you really hate someone, you could
have send them two buckets.” -Conan O’Brien

“The British tabloid, The Mirror, published a story about a woman who faked her
own death to break off a relationship after the man wouldn’t leave her alone.
Ahh, yes, the old ‘It’s not you, I’m dead’ approach.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The wife left a note on the fridge:
“It’s not working, I can’t take it anymore! Gone to stay with my mother.”
I opened the fridge, the light came on, the beer was cold.
I wonder what the hell she is talking about? 😳😳😳

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
‘It’s just like the first time I came here, isn’t it? We were talking about automobile insurance, only you
were thinking about murder. And I was thinking about that anklet’?

Answer: Double Indemnity!
The quotation refers to the beginning of the events of the film, which is narrated in flashbacks. Neff has called on a housewife to discuss vehicle insurance with a woman who had something totally different in mind. The film, directed by Billy Wilder and written by Raymond Chandler, was adapted from James M. Cain’s book, one of several of his works to be filmed. Although the film was nominated for seven Academy Awards, including Best Picture, Best Actress and Best Director, it sadly won none of them. The themes of cynicism, the plot of adultery and ruthless crime to cash in on an unethical insurance scam counted against it. This was one of the first films in the film noir genre.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
‘What’s the matter, old timer? Don’t you remember this song?’
Older gentleman – ‘Seems to me I do.’
Sergeant on parade – ‘Well I don’t hear anything.’

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
My first is the base of a rose prominently displayed on a shelf
My second is a small space from which you cannot exit by yourself
My whole is a biological unit and restorer of health
What am I?

ANSWER: stem cell
Line 1 refers to the stem of a rose.
Line 2 refers to a prison cell, from which you would be unable to leave without outside assistance.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
In this teaser, your job is to discover the missing word that links the two given words.
The dashes indicate the number of letters in the missing word. Good luck!

i.e. WAR – FARE – WELL

  1. ARM _ _ _ _ _ LIFT
  2. CREAM _ _ _ _ ADDER
  3. WOOD _ _ _ _ BENCH
  4. SHOULDER _ _ _ _ _ POCKET
  5. CANDY _ _ _ _ WASHER

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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